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WHEELJACK

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Feb 25

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⠀ #TFRP // #MVRP
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⠀WRITTEN BY KYO
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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · 26d

SHOCKING: elite decepticon warrior, SKYWARP, as been seen flying around Detroit airspace with their skypeenor out. What could this possibly mean for our economy?

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Aug 4

my cisgender ray...

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 24

Whoaaaaaaa

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ @hot-rods.bsky.social · May 23

( HFF. stupid jet. )

there's been more than one?
can she not fight, or what?

( he barely knows her. and doesn't watch the news; boring. )

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ @hot-rods.bsky.social · May 23

i wi-i-ill burn th-thissss-zz whole pl-lace down

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ @hot-rods.bsky.social · May 23

( GRABBING WHEELJACK'S WRIST. )

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

does anybody in this chat read Naruto

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

Do you think he would care if it’s too chiseled

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 23

hi guys this is my new invincible war oc Rodinvincible

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · May 1

I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 13

(( finally got him over here

grimlock @dlnobots.bsky.social · Apr 13

temp pin its fuckin grimbo time babyeeeeeeee (written by kyo) #mvrp / #tfrp

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grimlock @dlnobots.bsky.social · Apr 13

temp pin its fuckin grimbo time babyeeeeeeee (written by kyo) #mvrp / #tfrp

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WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 12

wuahuhuh uh WITH A WAVW OF MY FINGER AND A FLCIK OF A DICK ONE ZAP FROM ME WILL KEEL YOU QUICK IM ON MY KNEES READY TO SUCK AND BLOW BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I’VE GOT TO GO [ jumps out of a several story high building and directly into traffic ]

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 12

I mean. It could be important to know if you two ever decide to— actually, now that I think about it, this could all be avoided if you knock up OP instead of the other way around …………

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 12

You better be! Considering how massive he is compared to you, pregnancy could be ….. well. Maybe I should leave the medical talk to ratchet.

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 12

Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Apr 8

Straight up freaking it in my lab

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

oof owch ouch ouch

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

To be fair, I kinda wasn’t expecting. Y’know. Living guys. I thought you were all alone up here, and we had a spare energon harvester, so —

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

🧍‍♂️

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

Uhhh, well. See. That’s the damndest thing…

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

What, like YOU’RE any better. You raise things from the dead all the time.

WHEELJACK @labwrecker.bsky.social · Mar 18

whaaaat… I thought we had something….