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Kyrie NZ

@kyrienz.bsky.social

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New Zealand Grade V para dressage rider. Proud 🦄🐱🐶 owner/slave

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Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 19

I'm currently questioning my life choices. Yes, that's my #Kubota tractor that's stuck 🤦

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 17

Good morning 😍

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 17

Porn has a lot to answer for given tradies don't show up on time in real life.

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 16

Fellow equestriennes, my partner showed me the attached truck which would tow my unicorns trailer quite nicely. I can't buy it in my country.

Please share how you would point out the error of his ways, and how to encourage him to tell me about stuff that is accessible to me?

Thank you
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Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 12

Luna, foal, trailer training ✔️🦄😍

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 6

How old are you?

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Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 5

My birthday is next month. Partner, who has never dated a horsy chick, asked what I want for my birthday. I started looking at horse trucks.
Wish him well 🤭

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 4

I had a nutritionist consultation today. Surely my saying, I have horses, is all she needs to know about my stress levels?

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 3

Don't make eye contact, just move along now please 🤭

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · Jun 3

How many horses is owning too many horses?

Asking for a friend 🦄

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · May 30

A bot never kisses and tells

Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · May 29

Be careful what you wish for...

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Kyrie NZ @kyrienz.bsky.social · May 28

Archie a New Zealand spoodle, and is looking for shampoo recommendations. He's thinking he needs something along the lines of,
Farm Fresh
Mud No More
Ravishing Rabbit

He looks forward to your suggestions 🐾