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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 17d

Also, here is my referral code for Cineworld Unlimited. You get a free month and I get a free month. We all get a free month. I'm like Oprah but less rich and more Scottish. So use it if you sign up.

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 13h

Good. The typo killed it.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 15h

Me very time I come on here and see the little notification bell has still got numbers next to it because of this post.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 1d

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Limmy dressed as Tina Turner from his series Limmy's Show.

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to this made me think of that time Kate Bush did a cover of Sexual Healing so I went to play it but Tidal don't have it. The first time I've wanted to play a song and they didn't have it. And with that lads, I'M OUT! Not really. Been in my bath an hour. I'll have a shower to calm down

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

In a Disco Baff, the contemplation station, listening to this. I'm definitely very relaxed. Don't know about free though.

At Last I Am Free

YouTube video by Elizabeth Fraser - Topic

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

I myself am neither because given the choice of being seductive or intellectual when I'm literally lying here naked, my go to is 'humour' because it's funny that I look like I'm lying in a bath of frothy pee. This is why I am and will forever be on my own. It's too dark below my disco lights anyway

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

I nearly posted a thirst trap because I was feeling myself a bit amongst the bubbles, and because Betty Davis then Paula Cole came on. She was too prescient. Who does actually know whether they're a Barry White or Einstein in this day and age?

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

I ran out of the bright red Radox I usually put in that makes it look like I've been murdered but i found an orange Radox in the cupboard which when I put that in, makes it look like I've just did a big dehydrated pish as soon as I hit the water.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 2d

In a Disco Baff, the contemplation station, listening to this. I'm definitely very relaxed. Don't know about free though.

At Last I Am Free

YouTube video by Elizabeth Fraser - Topic

youtu.be

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 6d

Wait. Before we get to that, they've got to fight a whale with a fire engine. Because of course.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 6d

Me just sitting minding my own business when I see that they've apparently sent Athena to fight crime in space on 9-1-1

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 6d

And on Shaggy's birthday as well. Clearly a big fan!

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 6d

The emotional rollercoaster I have been through today with the family of hedgehogs that live in my garden is too much

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 7d

It's a jump scare every time my sister's fridge alarm goes off. It's not the alarm itself but because no matter where he is in the house, my 2 year old nephew absolutely tanks it to get to the door, and his wee footsteps trigger the part of my brain that thinks the killer is coming for me.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 9d

Seen a lot of stuff lately about how Tidal is better than Spotify. All of it correct but none of it mentions this.* The album art moves about on sone releases, like when I'm getting down to The Tribe.

*Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 10d

I was doing some gardening and had to hunt for my garden clogs. Could only find one in a bucket so had to wear trainers.

Obviously this meant I spent the remainder of my garden time singing "I've got one clog in my bucket, but the other one, I, couldn't find." No prizes for guessing to what tune✌️

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 10d

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 11d

Watching St. Vincent's prom and feeling lots of feelings. I wish I could've been there. I wish someone understood. It's not the end 🚬

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 11d

We have the same birthday, which is thankfully the only thing we have in common. But it also means I have the same birthday as George Michael and Labi Siffre so the ratio of 👍 to 👎 is at least 3 to 1 strong.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 12d

a woman is making a funny face and pointing at someone while sitting on a couch .

Alt: A woman, Maya Rudolph, says the word "No!" in an exaggeratedly angry manner, whilst pointing her finger. She does not believe these lies about the pumpkin population.

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Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 12d

Everybody just really wants to see some kei trucks in the wild.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 15d

My dreams of my teeth falling out have gradually been replaced by dreams of me accidentally shaving my moustache off. Is this normal for moustache owners? What does it mean? How did I get here?

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 15d

What's the percentage for Uncle Kyles? I've did 3 today so far.

Quite Interesting @qi.com · 15d

In 1982, 43% of fathers in the UK had never changed a nappy.
By 2000, this had dropped to 3%.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 17d

Did ye aye?

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 17d

Had a burst of middle of the night productivity. Booked my vaccinations, booked a gig, both of which I'd been meaning to do for weeks. Tidied away things that had been lying around all week and now I'm going to bed.

Spooky Bitch Kyle 😎 @kylesteele.bsky.social · 17d

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