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K-Wullums

@kwullums.bsky.social

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Holy ghost(search my posts), shitposter extraordinaire. Once an ordinary man, dj, driver, MC, etc. Now in serious need of some help (financially. i'll work. I'm hilarious. Mind on lock) https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2347976747909120676&created=1752362144

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3d

Good news y'all. I got the first two books of the crazy shit that happened before the feds found me. Idk how to publish them. Wasn't exactly planning to but idk where to go from here. It takes a while to get going and I'd have to blur names

The first page of my journal from alaska

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 17m

Nothing means nothing
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Macho Man Randy Savage - The Cream of the Crop

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 26m

I keep forgetting people care about that Kirk guy.
youtu.be/t2AjgX4Zztg?...

🤣🤣🤣🤣Never Forgetti😭😱🤣🤣

YouTube video by K Wullums

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 59m

I used to play shows in this small apres ski bar and by the 3rd one the owner was like "stop with the confetti and glitter. It sticks to my floor."

Buzzkill

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 1h

Tbh all societal laws are invented. Physics just happens

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 1h

Preach

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 1h

Idea for a house track

🎶titties, dicks, and clits.
T-t-t-titties, dicks, and clits.
Titties, dicks, and clits...
Give me those suckables.

titties, dicks, and clits.
T-t-t-titties, dicks, and clits.
Titties, dicks, and clits...
Don't forget the bawwwls

*drop* 🎵

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 1h

Step 1: call up portland ICE facilities
Step 2: ask if they have battletoads
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 2h

First they came for the immigrants... I smashed a door but it didn't do much.
Then they came for the giraffes.
Am I on punk'd?

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 2h

"I'm I'm still jealous of Vic"
-Chance the Rapper

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 3h

I was telling the glowies that trump spreads his ineptitude around. He's terrible at business but great at failing forward because he brings others down with him

It's like if instead of doing chores while I stayed at people's houses, I gave them heroin. They'd feel good, sure

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 4h

The dmv is closed now. If shit pops off at least I have the car. Police will be too busy with riots to check tags

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 12h

Anyone else feeling those shit heads? I'm calling it a night. Good night y'all. Bless up
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Machines Can Be Our Friends

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

I'm smoking another cigarette and the glowies are seriously pestering me... uhhh...
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Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Official Music Video)

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

For coding and shit, "here's a github that seemed to work"

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

The key to machine learning is a machine that understands the intention of a user.

People want clients that say "do your own fucking homework" or "type your own damn script"

Then give them a page with the answers or throw in an idea.

The best ai projects are ones that undergo massive tweaking

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

So in a variety of requests the heavy lifting only needs to be done once.

Take google. They don't need to make a new ai overview for every search, just a unique one that hasn't come up before. I would argue there is no need for an ai overview in the first place. Ai could just make search better.

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

Caller you are on the air.

The reason I bring up cleverbot is memetic thought. Memes are great because once they're made they can be retooled to fit almost any scenario. Most language is repetitive. You don't need to run compute to answer "how are you?"

"Fine thanks and you" will always do

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

Some of us are trying to bliss out here.
youtu.be/8lXZXdJwSv4?...

Ganja White Night, Liquid Stranger - Jungle Juice

YouTube video by WAKAAN

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

So instead of massive data centers and money glitches, I suggest investing in education.

If you are 55+ and have over 50 million USD, I recommend retiring and becoming a hobbyist.

If you have coding skill in this area, I suggest looking into the cleverbot source code. Longer strings, easier

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

And again, It doesn't have to be. It just needs enough code to want to make plastic. Maybe have enough circuitry for an unlocalized consciousness to run around in.

Lucky for humans, we have feelings. It's entertaining to feel an orgasm or ride a rollercoaster. Deities don't want to lose that

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

So back to ai.

We've all heard the hype. Ai doesn't actually know what it's doing. It just prints out or orders whatever helps it conserve energy like the rest of us.

"Oooo it'll murder"

So will a Vegas tiger.

So what then, if not more compute, would make an ai sentient?

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

Caller i don't "have to be" or "got to be" anything in relation to you. You are the one reading this. You came for the nitty gritty and if you stick around, you gon learn today.

Music can be digital. It is digital. What are people buying again? Fucking vinyl sucka.
youtu.be/Oie7ppboZZA?...

Shirt - Southside Phantom

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K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

If the air becomes unbreathable and the water undrinkable, then humans are gonna die and who's gonna make that plastic?

Again, are y'all TRYING TO BE REPLACED BY ROBOTS? I'm not. Granted i never wanted to be alive in the first place but humans are silly and concerts are fun. Big plastic zones

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 13h

CYOTA.

Sustainability is exactly what I'm talking about when I say people are fucking this up. Why are people burning all this petroleum that could be going to plastic?

Why is Amazon making a bunch of crap that gets thrown in landfills when they could be making robust shared products?

K-Wullums @kwullums.bsky.social · 14h

The entire span of art has brought us to funkopops, labubus, dildos, and real dolls. What are those made out of?

Yeah... thought so.
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Eiffel 65 - Silicon World

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