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kurtalert

@kurtalert.bsky.social

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big fan of burning it all down and starting over building software by day and real furniture by night overly optimistic bears fan - THIS year is gonna be DIFFERENT

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kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2h

Crazy. The country with actual royalty is less afraid to punish them than the one with wannabes.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 4h

List of things that "some people" abuse: the Department of Justice. The Supreme Court. The Constitution. Let's start with those first.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 5h

Illinois? The fuck they will. We’re one of the only states legitimately attempting to protect our people from ICE.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 5h

Capital punishment feels insufficient.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 8h

Unfortunately “public support” means absolutely nothing. This is going to be simply about power and enforcement.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 1d

My old intersection. Sigh. Fucking pigs.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 1d

Craziest part of this- by far- has to be that someone is still stupid enough TODAY to pay $37k. I mean… what?

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 1d

Great to see Kmet & Tyrique back doing something. Badly need both of them, but Tyrique especially, if they can go. This secondary is going to get absolutely shredded without him.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never forget the guy who said his brother thought tariffs meant that the other country would pay for a portion of the product at the "normal" price. So, a 30% tariff on an item that was previously $10 meant that he would only pay $7 now, because China paid $3.

No sir, now it's $13, all to you.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

This looked like a really weird signing from the jump. Still hoping he develops, but as of right now, it's clearly a big miss.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

I can't take that chance, there's a risk that they'll tell me to stop eating candy.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

Agreed on plain M&Ms. Peanut M&Ms slap, though.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

No kidding, good grief. Hell, my kids (white) address most of our closest adult friends as Uncle/Aunt so & so, even though none of them are related to us at all. They're like brothers/sisters to my wife and I, and thus, they're Aunt/Uncle to my kids.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

Now that I think about it harder, it might be the nougat- I think I get a similar reaction to 3 Musketeers, which is all nougat. Snickers has some, but it must be counteracted in some way by the salty peanuts.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

Those went on sale at Costco a month ago. My wife had me buy a box of each to prepare for Halloween. 3 weeks later, I had to buy new boxes of each. Oops.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 2d

I know this is a weird complaint to have about a chocolate bar, but for some reason Milky Ways hit me as disgustingly sweet- in a way that no other "normal" Halloween candy does. One bite literally makes my teeth hurt. Snickers, Reeses, Hershey's, Kit Kat, M&Ms, Skittles, Starburst, etc- all fine.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 3d

Roster went from OK to MASH unit real quick over there. Good grief.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 3d

It’s so weird that he never seems to use the “low IQ” insult on any white people. Just can’t imagine why that is.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 4d

162 games is too many.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 5d

Coward.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 5d

Baltimore has scored a total of 13 points in their past 2 games, and the only Lamar-less points they scored in the game before that came on a garbage time long TD run, when the Chiefs were up 24 with 2 minutes to go and didn’t care. There’s no way this offense scores 35+ without Lamar.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 7d

It’s completely gone, you fucking geezer, and he had no permission to do any of it.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 7d

Yep, that’s basically him saying the league told the Bears that the ref fucked up. That’s teaching tape for how you’re SUPPOSED to run that play. Loveland did it perfectly. Lazy ref reacted to the defender falling down and simply assumed that Loveland was at fault.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 7d

If this term has taught us nothing else, it’s that names are temporary and can be changed on a whim for any reason whatsoever. It’ll get renamed something more appropriate once he’s out of power, assuming the new POTUS decides that it shouldn’t just be demolished and replaced by a proper East Wing.

kurtalert @kurtalert.bsky.social · 9d

Ah - OK - yeah that makes a bit more sense now, hah. I was going to say... that's quite a bit of OL rotation, how did I not notice Braxton playing HALF the game. LOL.