Mr. Hill
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Mr. Hill
@kstph.bsky.social
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Proud husband and father. Amateur Ontologist. Professional Electrician. Part time comedian, full time human being. 💜
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Words are fun.
Everybody wants to eat pizza.
Nobody wants to put sauces up cheese bread inside themselves.
Maybe I haven’t looked into his war crimes enough, but I kinda miss having an idiot in chief who was just regular dumb, not maliciously dumb.

#missionaccomplished
You ever think the Church of England convinced all English/British (apologies, idk the regional history well) that the letter H was too holy to use because of Jesus H. Christ, and that’s why their grammar is ‘orrible?🤔

(In jest, no disrespect intended.)
“Which way does a tree fall?”
*Bibbi’s game. Trump is a pawn, Putin’s a knight, Bibbi the king maneuvering his minions, hoping to not get caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Almost got him with Eppers, and MaxWeasel’s still kinda in play but bought off. If only Tom Hanks or Melania would flip and spill…🤔
Me: …..

Brain: “Ya ever think about how every single day, SOMEbody on earth takes the world’s biggest dump of the day?”

Me: …..

Brain: …..

Me: ..”Actually..I’m so sorry..can I change that to a salad?”
Ayahuasca treatment should be a requirement to hold any governmental position.
Meanwhile, rāpublikkkunts are hiring extras to make T-Diddy’s crowd of “supporters” look larger than what it is.

I never thought I’d be in favor of a religious leader, but between the two I’d definitely rather the pope have more breaths in his body and time on this earth.
He’s one top-down drive from get the Kennedy treatment.
Happy Pride Month to all my beautiful lgbtq+ family, friends, and current strangers. Wishing you all love, respect, and safety. 💜
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Good ol’ Nancy, the throat goat herself.
Me, playing with the dog…

“Aha! I caught you! You thought you were safe, but I loved you anyway! AND NOW YE SHALL BE CUDDLED!! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
I know as parents we’re not supposed to have favorites, but…
I fled my southern Baptist upbringing in my late teens. Spent a long time as an atheist, accidentally’d across Ram Dass and Alan Watts, and began looking into Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism. Barring future tangible disproving, I’ve settled into “God is every atom in existence.”
The irony of Bible-followers insisting on full accountability from others is astronomical while they cherry-pick the verses that support their bias. I like to hit them with the ol’ 1-2 of Matthew 7:3-5 and Colossians 3:23 then disappear like Batman while they struggle to make excuses.
“I follow the Bible.”

Gross. You should probably follow your Christ instead.
Just a thought…

I love spicy AOC and Jasmine Crockett as much as the next (somewhat) educated individual who’s sick of what our gov is doing, but we gotta stop locking in on the “gotcha” moments and keep pressing the actual issues that negatively impact us as people.

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall..
Advice to my younger self:

-Authenticity doesn’t care for reward or witness.
-Unconditional means without condition.
-Feelings aren’t emotions, just like fathers aren’t dads.
-Accountability breeds respect, blame breeds shame.

*Discernment is key to proper understanding.*
As a multimillionaire, I will start the Kristophian Institute for Harmonization of Physiological Incarnation to Philosophical Knowledge and Practice.

As a guy who turns wrenches, I will eat rice and beans for lunch.

The wrong people are in charge of everything. 😕
We really missed a great opportunity to start a countdown..January 3rd, February 2nd, March 1st, then..well, “April showers bring May flowers.”
We should’ve rained hell on the subjugators.