Karl 🐞🐈‍⬛️
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ᛣᚪᚱᛚ. Ramblings of a grumpy gamer & Pokémon fan - Lego enthusiast - Anime otaku trash - Team PlayStation 🎮 Ravenclaw.
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"Our five year mission: to explore strange new worlds."
It's gone 11pm on a random Saturday night in 2025 and I'm playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
I just enjoy roaming around the game world sometimes. It's just so relaxing and beautiful
Apparently physical copies of Jurassic World Evolution 3 are in the wild and I'm very jealous 😭
having a Tips & Tricks video for a game begin with "unlock the fast travel ASAP" just tells me the game world is boring and uninteresting and hassle to navigate naturally.

games are art
they're interactive entertainment.
"Grind" & Instantly zapping across the map isn't what it's all about for me
I am stunned! postman was there with a giant box 😂
forever muting 'Suggested' accounts on Facebook that are like "here's my Battlefield 6 stats after 3 days"
no one gives a shit. It's a TEAM game. Your Kill/Death ratio means nothing.
I want to know how many people you've revived, vehicles repaired, team mates resupplied, objectives captured.
"I don't have a problem with the visuals but....other games look much better and I hope the next one looks good"
...christ the bar has been set so low 😭

I love the franchise but Game Freak fell by the wayside a long time ago, unfortunately.

and the community was toxic over diamond/pearl remakes
I thought this was fake at first but apparently it isn't 😂🤣
I'm not normally a car game fan but I enjoy this and the map is insanely big so more of this online-only-turned-singleplayer please!

Sea of Thieves, Skull & Bones, Genshin Impact, Destiny 2 (back when it was good lol)...all games should be playable offline imo
Battlefield 6 sold an eye watering 7 million copies in just 3 days!
fastest selling in franchise history!
Pokémon Center Japan are going to release life size Z-A starters and praying they head West to the UK store 😭😍
It's Thursday. It's New Game Day!

Pokémon Legends Z-A
out now on Nintendo Switch and Switch 2!
""fair warning to base Nintendo Switch players: it seems nobody's had access to that version before launch""
Feels weird not being remotely excited for a Pokémon game.
but after Scarlet/Violet, and the fact I don't have £500+ for Switch 2, I refuse to play on standard Switch.
let other developers make games for the franchise! let Game Freak rest!
Ya know those crime caper heist movies? where they're after all the money and loading it up etc.
I'd do that but with Hot Toys and all their merch range 😭
they're like £300 each
Battlefield 6 is top of the physical UK gaming all formats chart!
Well that's an unexpected surprise!
Unlocked the Rangerfinder for the sniper, meaning it automatically calculates distance instead of having to manually adjust
I love the way Battlefield 6 rounds start. Dramatic and immersive. The in-world vehicles as opposed to trying to beat someone clicking a tank on the map screen...genius.
the other half kindly treated me to some unofficial non-lego minifigs and the quality is extraordinary 😱😍
I'm very lucky
Yep but you can turn it off in the setting if you'd like
Oh boi, that's like £13,200,000 worth of game sales on the first day just on one platform
lol it's because they know we're tired and we're going to come for them eventually.
the hyper wealthy need to start paying their fair share