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krystal.bsky.social
Kay Jacobs
@krystal.bsky.social
Founder
Tech | Sun Care | Comedy | Commercial Voice Over
Under a Rock with Tig Notaro seems like such a humbling experience
April 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m in California, I don’t care that it’s winter, why do I have to wear a jacket indoors?

#addtoblacksky
November 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Software engineer: We disrupted the cup industry by creating a cup with strategic holes on the top half to ensure the cup can never be full. We know no one asked for this but it’s a revolutionary feature, not a bug.
November 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I’m the age where I see a group people gathered outside a house at 9 pm and I think they’re leaving a party only to be surprised they are leaving FOR a party
October 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My brother in law told me I have the most annoying voice in the world 5 years ago, almost to the date - today I landed a voice over agent…can’t wait for my voice to play through his car speakers on his long ass commute 💁🏾‍♀️
June 11, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Feels like I’m raising an escape artist and I’m never prepared for the commitment to the bit
June 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I really post the cringiest stuff on TikTok pretending no one I know will ever see it. It’s a level of delusion I need
May 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
what’s your sign?
May 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
It's been a long road but finally got that first sale outside of my network. what a start to the week
July 24, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Maya Rudolph is out of pocket for Popstar
May 29, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Had such a great mentorship session yesterday, so hyped to keep building
May 5, 2023 at 3:10 PM
There are two openings at my company, Lead FE and Staff Software Engineer. Series A in text commerce. Happy to refer!
This job market is intense so if you’re job hunting, lean on your networks. Try to get referred to any position you’re interested in & get the inside scoop on how you can best perform. I know it’s extra upfront work, but it’s worth it. Sometimes it’s not enough to simply be amazing at what you do.
May 2, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I asked my sister to send back my prototype I sent her for testing - my manufacturer needs references…tell me why she broke it 4 MONTHS AGO but was too scared to tell me 🤦🏾‍♀️
May 1, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I saw a squirrel eat a moth and I will never be the same
April 29, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Anyone rent toys for their kids while traveling?
April 26, 2023 at 8:51 PM