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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 12h

Remember when people were venomously unhinged about the new seat belt laws? And no smoking laws? Awfully quiet about the east wing up here

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 12h

Can someone do a non-AI photoshop of the destroyed east wing w/ a khaki green tarp over it that says "I don't care do you?"

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 12h

As a child of abusive parents, I cannot express how important Mr. Rogers was to me. HE would need a Mr. Rogers to comfort him today

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 15h

I just spoke to this person on the phone who correctly asked for me by name. Then immediately sent this email

Email says good morning Dave. My name is Kristy

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 1d

I hope zero people pay their jacked up premiums while still receiving care. Life was hard enough before

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 1d

It's impossible to be insulted by someone so beneath oneself

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 2d

Was expecting forehead not mouth 😂

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 2d

In the last 1.5 years I've lost 50 lbs. I am the exact same size. Thanks lipedema! I hate you.

But at least my bloodwork is much better. I'm in all the safe zones

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 2d

He did fully support a genocide though 🫤

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 2d

Remember when our biggest outrage was banks no longer mailing us back our canceled checks? Now your vote has gotten us a White House tear down & violent fascism

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 3d

It's harder to undo this crap than it is to just use a username & password. Ffs

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 3d

Mike Johnson should be removed from his position if he's not going to serve the whole country

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 3d

We CAN stop him, no one WILL

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 4d

What's the thing in the constitution about not being forced to have to take in soldiers or something like that?

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 4d

IRL...back in the day... did people really use torches as much as the movies depict? How long really would one have lasted? They never ever burn out in the movies

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 4d

This is why women intentionally talk about making baskets at football games or scoring goals at baseball games

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 5d

I honestly forgot this stunt was to happen. I was so absorbed in the protest stuff 😂 Suck on it Donald Jessica

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 6d

Given the amount of people who showed up all over the country... a hand recount sounds like a fun project

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 6d

You're seeing all these collections of photos from all over the country and the world. Take just one of these photos. Imagine that many people showing up to the ⚪️🏠. As long as they're not on his front lawn, he doesn't care. He's going to say the shittiest things & ratchet it up bc he's embarrassed

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 7d

I narrowly avoided a large spider getting in my hair. You stay outside, you live.

I will have the itchy twitches all night if you need me...

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 7d

Who are War & Guts?

Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 7d

But like....go ahead and stop using it altogether. Starting with animals

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 7d

The first step to ensuring your success is to stop treating celebrities like they matter more and for the love of dog don't elect them

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 8d

Prove it bitch

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Kristybobisty @kristybobisty.bsky.social · 9d

I would love for her to come to Chicago and ask that question in person 😈