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Kristoffer Abildgaard

@kristofferabild.bsky.social

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“Movies Are Dreams That You Never Forget” Is this thing on?! Hallo? MA in Philosophy, English, & Film. A keen observer of comics & tech. High school teacher in Philosophy, English and Film.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20h

Spice Girls doing their thing in a video, with the words
‘Tonight is the night when two becomes one’, with the 2 and 1 replaced by clock emojis showing 2 O’clock and 1 O’clock, because the clocks are going back tonight, innit.

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10h

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 11h

In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.

Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 12h

Ok

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Trump says he's hiking 'tariff on Canada' by 10% 'over and above' what it pays now | CBC News

U.S. President Donald Trump has announced on social media he will be increasing “the Tariff on Canada” by 10 per cent “over and above what they are paying now" because of an advertisement by the Ontar...

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Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 33m

Ahh. 😄

Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 1h

Sorry, så ikke 26. Tvivler på vi ser den før 27 dog.

Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 1h

Arbejder? Er det ikke prostitution ? 👀

Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 1h

Om to år. 😄
Hvem venter på all screen? Virker ret ligegyldigt. 😏
Foldable er en fed idé, men koster nok 20 kilo. og går ret let i stykker. No, thanks.

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 15h

Parasite says what?

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 1d

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Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦 @kbeninato.bsky.social · 1d

What did Jackie's garden ever do to those people?

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)

A picture of the garden in front of the east wing of the White House. A mix of colorful flowers and small trees

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Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 1d

980?! Det virker som liiiiige rigeligt. 😱

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tveskov 🦋 @tveskov.com · 1d

Gåde: Hvad er forskellen på Berlingske og Bonnie Blue?

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2d

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI

Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.

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Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 2d

Jeg hader virkelig ung / gammel diskursen. Og at man kan affeje nogle, blot ved at kalde dem Boomer eller Gen Z. Det er fordummende.

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 3d

‘Rollo Tomasi’

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tveskov 🦋 @tveskov.com · 3d

Yep 😳

Dave Winer @scripting.com · 3d

Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion so he can control a robot army.

Elon Musk says quiet part loud: he needs $1 trillion so he can control a robot army

Elon Musk, who's spent the last few years publicly advancing white supremacy, just said he wants to control a robot army. Yes, really.

electrek.co

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 4d

This Is how Skynet began
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

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Aozora @aozorasf.bsky.social · 5d

Edward and Shari Glazer
Harold Hamm
Benjamin Leon, Jr.
The Lutnick Family
The Laura & Isaac Perlmutter Foundation
Stephen A. Schwarzman
Konstantin Sokolov
Kelly Loeffler and Jeff Sprecher
Paolo Tiramani
Cameron Winklevoss
Tyler Winklevoss
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Exclusive | Trump Hosts Corporate Ballroom Donors at Glitzy White House Dinner

The event included representatives from Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Meta, Google, Amazon.com and Palantir.

www.wsj.com

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Aozora @aozorasf.bsky.social · 5d

This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com

Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d

> @newyorker.com

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Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 4d

Fedt du er hjemme igen 👍🏻🙂
Du må ikke glemme Yotei.

Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 5d

Det undrer jeg mig virkelig over! Hvad kunne det ellers være?!

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Kristoffer Abildgaard @kristofferabild.bsky.social · 5d

Now that I would watch!

Empire Magazine @empiremagazine.bsky.social · 5d

Adam Driver has revealed cancelled plans for The Hunt For Ben Solo, a Steven Soderbergh directed #StarWars movie set after the events of Episode IX.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...

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Neon Ichiban @neonichiban.bsky.social · 5d

Your free book of the week is Spectregraph 1 from @jamesthefourth.bsky.social & @cjward.bsky.social, a hallucinogenic body-horror chiller. A realtor finds herself trapped in a mansion where an insidious machine waits. At home? Her toddler waits for her to return. 📸👻🍼 Link in comments!

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