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Kris 🏳️‍⚧️ māhū 🏳️‍⚧️
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Transgender woman living in the most beautiful place on the planet. 🌺🌴🤙🏼

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BREAKING:

FIFA reportedly wants its Nobel Peace Prize back, citing “extreme buyer’s remorse.” Turns out giving an award for “promoting global unity” to the same organization famous for bribery, corruption, and turning stadium construction into the Hunger Games wasn’t the flex they thought.
🤙🏼
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Need I say more?! 😂🤣 🤙🏼
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Test results show he does in fact, have shit for brains. 🤙🏼
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The president’s fall from power wasn’t a stumble — it was a full-body collapse of a man who thought fear made him mighty. Now he’s a punchline staggering around the wreckage he created, begging for relevance while the country steps over the caution tape around his ego. 🤙🏼
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
tRump reportedly screamed, “We’re NOT releasing the Epstein files! F* Marjorie Taylor Greene… start a f*ing war, just don’t let ’em get out. If I go down, I’ll bring all of you down with me.”
This isn’t a leader. It’s a panicked man terrified of the truth and consequences.
Fvck tRump!!! 🤙🏼
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Both sides keep pointing fingers, but let’s be real: neither party is getting this country back on track. Time to swap out the whole roster and remind the new folks that if they stop working for us, they’re out too. Not rocket science. 🤙🏼
Let’s rebuild our nation!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You’re going down, tRump!! 🤙🏼
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
BREAKING: Operation Southern Spear isn’t “security” — it’s Trump’s new unchecked war. Dozens killed in secretive strikes across the Caribbean while Congress is sidelined. Robots, drones, zero transparency. He calls them “narco-terrorists,” but won’t show evidence. This is reckless power. 🤙🏼
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
BREAKING: The new Epstein files are a bomb. Powerful men all over those pages — and yes, Trump’s name surfaces again. Flights, connections, secrets. While victims begged for justice, he cozied up to a predator. This isn’t conspiracy. It’s corruption laid bare.
Is this okay with you? 🤙🏼
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The democrats bended their knees to their master this evening.
Congrats 🤙🏼
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
BREAKING:

tRump’s USDA orders states to pay only 65% of November SNAP and claw back full payments. Families face hunger because of a shutdown he engineered. This is sociopathic, deliberate cruelty — a corrupt, cowardly regime stealing from the hungry to bankroll the elite.
Mad yet? 🤙🏼
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
BREAKING:

Air traffic controllers are quitting as tRump’s shutdown grinds U.S. aviation into rubble. Flights canceled nationwide. The country is literally seizing up… and tRump’s response is basically “not my problem, cry about it somewhere else. It’s tee time!”
Leadership at its finest 🤙🏼
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
FOX: Coffee +20%. Utilities +12%. Repairs +11%. Electricity +5%.

TRUMP: “Everything is DOWN. Thanksgiving is magically 25% cheaper. Stop talking about affordability.”

We’re living in a collapsing economy + this dude is LARPing like Walmart shrinkflation is a miracle. Share this madness. 🤙🏼
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
BREAKING:

tRump throws a tantrum when asked why Thanksgiving costs are crushing families. He whines he “doesn’t want to hear it” and clings to a Walmart basket missing half the damn meal. The man lives in fantasy land while the rest of us are stuck paying real world prices.
🤙🏼
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mount Kilauea at it again.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
BREAKING: tRump goes full dementia meltdown at the American Business Forum

— babbling about South Africa, South America, Miami refugees + screaming about genital mutilation.

This is not normal presidential behavior. 25th Amendment now.🤙🏼
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The voters made it clear. We’re done getting steamrolled by this corrupt mess. Trump’s cronies are stealing millions to fatten their portfolios. Their fate is prison… or worse. And to the blind loyalists still worshipping him… Americans say a hard “fuck you” 🤙🏼
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
October 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A group of hackers from the group called the "Com," which has been responsible for a number of leaks, has doxed the personal information of hundreds of government officials, including those in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), the FBI, and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
ground.news
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The lights are still on in the White House… but the country’s running on empty.

Critical workers go unpaid, the CDC’s gutted, and services run out of money. All while those in charge toast themselves.

This isn’t a government in crisis. It’s a dictatorship enjoying the collapse they engineered. 🤙🏼
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
tRump slaps tariffs, China shrugs and buys soy from Argentina. Then he hands Argentina $40B and signs off on importing their beef—disease history and all. Meanwhile, he’s literally gutting the White House to carve out a “special room.”

America First? Not even close. 🤙🏼
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Free balls. 🎾 #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Nothing says “leadership” like an insurrectionist wiring billions to Argentina during a shutdown.
A felon pardoning another felon? Poetic symmetry.
And of course, the Epstein buddy caps it off by crowning himself king and showering Americans with shit—from a fighter jet, no less.
Yay America! 🤙🏼
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM