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Kris of Death 💀💋

Kris of Death 💀💋

@krismcgee.bsky.social

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I’m just here to get drunk and tell you how under appreciated Carly Rae Jepsen is 🏳️‍🌈 📍 Manchester

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Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 19h

The more you know!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 19h

Isn’t this a case of UK vs US spelling? Swear I’ve only ever seen sulphur.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 1d

I have ice covered though!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 1d

Dragalge is ugly 😤

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 1d

I mainly want my team to be cute.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 1d

Calling people who actually know their stuff about Pokemon!

My current team is Feraligatr, Gardevoir, Heracross and Froslass.

I’m torn between whether to have Talonflame or Houndoom as my fifth member.

And then I’ve got no idea who / what type to have for my sixth member.

Any ideas?!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

two spidermans are pointing at each other in front of a van that says xpd

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Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

Oh wow you’re VERY tall.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

I am quite tall, yes.

www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

Heckling her for unintentional ageism feels right, but also very “old man shouts at clouds”

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

And yet you don’t look a day over 21.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

The support act just said “I wrote this song when I was 12. I’m 18 now, so it’s been a while.”

It’s been 22 years since I was 12.

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Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

Stunning!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

Currently down a rabbit hole on Anne Bolyen’s Wikipedia page.

a cartoon of lisa simpson and ralph from the simpsons says i 'm learning

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Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Birthday!

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

The curse of having a December birthday is that when I’m looking for ideas what to do, it’s all focused round Christmas 😭

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

a pink cartoon character is sitting at a table eating grapes ..

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Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

I can get on board with this.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

How many Jaffa Cakes is it acceptable to eat in one sitting? (For reference: I am hungover)

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

WOW.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

A lady never tells 🤫

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

Buy a Tomb Raider a drink first Andy! 😤

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

A fantastic feat of cardboard and sellotape that too embarrassingly long to get right.

Kris of Death 💀💋 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 3d

Was so busy stressing about hosting that I barely got any photos at my Halloween party yesterday 😭