KRISMAS CHEER
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I don't think I will do that, Krismas.
[ Well, that felt oddly hurtful. ]
W-Well...
What about me? That wouldn't be very good...
W-Well...
What about me? That wouldn't be very good...
i wanted the computer to blow up.
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ . . . That explains why there are so many more virovirokun lately...! ]
Maybe... Fahaha! You know you need to check those before you download them!!
Maybe... Fahaha! You know you need to check those before you download them!!
i downloaded cool toolbars. maybe that has something to do with it
Maybe I'm just coming down with hay fever... I HAVE been having weird dreams lately!!!
he what????
that doesn't even make sense, does he-
[ There's a giggle-snort out of her. She's fucking broken. ]
aha-- does he have a list???
i think jockington might have you beat in normalcy, but he's on another level...
that doesn't even make sense, does he-
[ There's a giggle-snort out of her. She's fucking broken. ]
aha-- does he have a list???
i think jockington might have you beat in normalcy, but he's on another level...
compare me to anyone else in town
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
cheese and crackers...! i can't believe you're that normal!!!!
gosh, you're just the pinnacle of average, huh??
[ * She can't keep it together. There's a few moments of a pause, before she just starts busting out laughing. ]
gosh, you're just the pinnacle of average, huh??
[ * She can't keep it together. There's a few moments of a pause, before she just starts busting out laughing. ]
i got medication for it and everything.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
[ Oh! They're like a boulder. She can't... Really tug. She could probably pull, but... ]
[ Well, it's just harmless joshing around. Glaring at them. ]
are you now???
you're perfectly normal, huh???
the pinnacle of normalcy??
[ . . . There's a snicker. She can't fake being mad for this long. ]
[ Well, it's just harmless joshing around. Glaring at them. ]
are you now???
you're perfectly normal, huh???
the pinnacle of normalcy??
[ . . . There's a snicker. She can't fake being mad for this long. ]
[ ♥️ Plant your feet. ]
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
okay!
fine!!!
sure!!!!! i can play this game!!!!!!
we're going to the virtual doctor to figure out what your freaking problem is.
fine!!!
sure!!!!! i can play this game!!!!!!
we're going to the virtual doctor to figure out what your freaking problem is.
F-Fahaha!!! Y-You can't-
You can't joke about-
[ . . . Oh! She's blushing. ]
You're not joking, are you...?
You can't joke about-
[ . . . Oh! She's blushing. ]
You're not joking, are you...?
i wanna kiss you so bad and every time you talk i question why
i think that it was a dream honestly!!!
i still have both my legs x3
i still have both my legs x3
what the fuck is she talking about
Fahaha... Hey, Kris, remember how you ripped my leg off and ate it raw?
Gosh, those were some great times, why can't we go back to that?
Gosh, those were some great times, why can't we go back to that?