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Koyoteelaughter

@koyoteelaughter.bsky.social

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I'm big, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the MAGA gone. Former pool table installer, an amateur poetry baller. I write, and I left . . . Croatoan, Earth to linger near death. Those who know me never call, and those who call wish they didn't know me.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19h

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1d

He has to at least experience the inside of a jail cell for committing Contempt via—of all things—Assault.

If he is not locked up briefly (24 hours) he is not going to understand the severity of his conduct, nor will anyone in his entire organization.

TPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 1d

A Chicago federal judge on Friday demanded that CBP commander Greg Bovino appear next week in her courtroom after he was accused of openly violating one of her orders.
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Chicago Federal Judge Hauls Bovino in to Court

A Chicago federal judge on Friday demanded that CBP commander and federal...

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

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Stevijoe Payne, philosopher @stevijoe.bsky.social · 1d

"There once was a lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger."
The Republican Party and White Christian Nationalists are the lady and Trump is the Tiger. German industrialists and Hitler before. Same end.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

Kayleigh isn't religious.

She lied like she was married to a billionaire decades older than her.

Yeah. She lies like Karoline Leavitt.

Not religious.

Racist and self-righteous, but not religious.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

Quick, someone photo shop in them holding a big plate of meatballs and spaghetti between them with them eating from each end of a long spaghetti noodle.

Lady and the Tramp them.
Lady and the Tramp them.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

By the look of it, it's immigrant melons and felon.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“Fastest accumulation of $1 Trillion in debt outside of the pandemic…”

But at least the rich got their tax cuts, right @MarshaBlackburn? With Inequality at gilded age levels.

PSA: They don’t care about the debt and never did.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 51.

It's called mourning wood.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

The Epstein Recess continues.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, we no longer live in a functioning democracy.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1d

The reason Trump illegally used an anonymous billionaire to pay soldiers during the Epstein Shutdown is because he's going to need troops for the Insurrection Act and martial law.

The reason he'll let the poor die is because he doesn't give a shit about them. Their lives don't advance his schemes.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

The peasants can eat cake. Queen Donald the Terrible needs her ballroom.

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Trump administration says it won't tap emergency funds to pay food aid

The move means 42 million people will miss SNAP benefits in November unless Congress acts.

www.politico.com

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

Just like a prayer, you know my nutz will take you there . . .

Have no idea why seeing that squirrel stretched out like that made me think of that Madonna video.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

This is why they're always decrying the suspected deviant acts of others that they themselves are guilty of. It's projection.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

Not surprised.

People who commit acts think that doing patriotic things, being fanatically religious, or a proactive community member that it somehow negates the wrongness of their heinous behavior/acts.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on disability. I get a little over nine hundred dollars a month to live on. I have to pay my rent, internet, and phone with that and buy groceries, medical supplies, and sundries.

I buy 1.00 packs of hot dogs, 1.46 hamburger buns, cheap bologna, & the staples

Haven't bought clothes since 2020.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

That seems so corrupt.

The military is the people's military. It was created to defend America. America is a bill of laws and the people in it. If anyone is going to be paying for the military, it needs to be taxpayers, not some anonymous millionaire. This should be illegal for them to accept this.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

That's not a bad idea. His middle name is John why not call it the John Gaudy Ballroom.

It perfectly encapsulates Trump's true personality, his architectural taste, and it includes his name.

Trump+Taste+Mafiaso+Functionality

It's perfect.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The least surprising news of the day.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

Maybe we should all apply and then wash out of the academy.

John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 2d

Omg, this detail from CNN about the ICE hiring snafu is wild. This seems like an HR 101 level thing to get right.

They turned a hiring bonus into something much closer to an application bonus.

Seems like a great way to burn a ton of cash. Also? Here’s some waste for sure!

The signing bonus also prompted discussions internally because it’s not contingent on a key part of the hiring process, which is passing the academy, another source said. Even candidates who don’t pass the academy and are slotted for administrative jobs are still pocketing thousands of dollars.

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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2d

Russian forces executed a Ukrainian family in Zvanivka, Donetsk region.

Olha, her husband, and their elder son were hiding in the basement of their house, while the younger son had gone to a neighbor’s to fetch water.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

He'll tell you about it in two weeks.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 1d

Correction.

This is fascism.

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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 1d

ICE agents stormed an Oregon home without a clear warrant, pointed rifles at the family without showing badges, and held children at gunpoint.

This is terrorism.

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