Sorry if I seem unhinged I’ve just been waiting for severance to come out for like 3 years now and I can’t behave normally
January 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sorry if I seem unhinged I’ve just been waiting for severance to come out for like 3 years now and I can’t behave normally
@benstiller.redhour.com listen, I tweeted at you and I think you should follow me on there (@kourtneyinhell) it’s important. I just want to put u on my shoulders
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@benstiller.redhour.com listen, I tweeted at you and I think you should follow me on there (@kourtneyinhell) it’s important. I just want to put u on my shoulders
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Sloppy Seconds: the Blowjob Brothers Come Again
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Sloppy Seconds: the Blowjob Brothers Come Again
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Blowjob Brothers: Rise of the Blowjob Brothers
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Blowjob Brothers: Rise of the Blowjob Brothers
This is how I’d look over at the camera if I was on a show like The Office and the Michael Scott character was starting to piss me off
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
This is how I’d look over at the camera if I was on a show like The Office and the Michael Scott character was starting to piss me off
I'll participate on here, fine but I cannot promise that I won't call these posts "tweets"
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I'll participate on here, fine but I cannot promise that I won't call these posts "tweets"
I better start seeing some Free Palestine posts on here or I'm out
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I better start seeing some Free Palestine posts on here or I'm out
Are we doing the thing over here now
November 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Are we doing the thing over here now
I'm so sick of twitter and hate it so much but I can't fully transition away from there on account of me being a mentally ill masochist
April 2, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I'm so sick of twitter and hate it so much but I can't fully transition away from there on account of me being a mentally ill masochist
If you guys loved me I would log on here more no pressure just saying you should put more effort into loving me
October 25, 2023 at 11:09 PM
If you guys loved me I would log on here more no pressure just saying you should put more effort into loving me
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Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
6:30am and already thinking about wieners. He thinks he’s me
couldn’t sleep, can’t stop thinking about the Wrigley Field hot dog vendors
July 26, 2023 at 11:49 AM
6:30am and already thinking about wieners. He thinks he’s me
I have 29 followers on here and 5400 followers on Twitter and I will say *almost* anything on Twitter but for some reason whenever I log on here I get immediate stage fright and lose the ability to form a single coherent thought
July 26, 2023 at 12:19 AM
I have 29 followers on here and 5400 followers on Twitter and I will say *almost* anything on Twitter but for some reason whenever I log on here I get immediate stage fright and lose the ability to form a single coherent thought
I think waking up should be illegal
July 25, 2023 at 11:38 AM
I think waking up should be illegal
How cool would it be to have money? Just seems like a cool concept idk
July 14, 2023 at 6:47 PM
How cool would it be to have money? Just seems like a cool concept idk
I’m just gonna say it I’m WAY too cool to join threads
July 7, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I’m just gonna say it I’m WAY too cool to join threads
I posted my ass on here the other day. Like 12 hours after joining. I know NOTHING about this app and I’m just trusting it with my ass
July 6, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I posted my ass on here the other day. Like 12 hours after joining. I know NOTHING about this app and I’m just trusting it with my ass
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joey chestnut 🤝 me
throatin' weiners today
throatin' weiners today
July 4, 2023 at 4:47 PM
joey chestnut 🤝 me
throatin' weiners today
throatin' weiners today
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Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
July 3, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.