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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ

@koffinkountdown.bsky.social

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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2d

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portrayal of koffin-k from ts!underswap :-)
written by castor / maya

[ #undertalerp #underswaprp #utdrrp #utrp #dtrp #mvrp ]

Koffin-K: I SAID LGBT!!! What even IS this?!

(He is next to a sign that says "We support the GLTB community!")

Harry: We thought youse said GLTB, see?!

Larry: Yeah! Y'know, da Giggle Laughs Tickle Bounce community!

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h

] come watch me commit murder

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] HI Guys Streaming now. ts!us twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

Reposted by 𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] HI Guys Streaming now. ts!us twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] dobt leave me all alone ... or ill be so sad ...

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] HI Guys Streaming now. ts!us twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] sorry got sidetracked. In a Couple

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

WHY?

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

Wha— Absolutely NOT? I couldn't think of anything LESS fun!

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

... And this one is? musical???

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

WHAT?????

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

Why do I keep running into children!?

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it

ALT: a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it

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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

... Why would an evil mastermind reveal his motivations!?

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

Bah! Tomayto, tomahto!

* ( He crosses his sleeves, eyes following them as they dodge the incoming hats. )

What's your SCHEME here? Going to serve me a fresh hot slice of cherry pie!?

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] okay awesome thank you. i vaguely thought something like that but i was not Sure .

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

What???

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

What is a Pokey mon

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

Not true! I am an evil mastermind!

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] okay wait hang on sorry is there a phrase i'm misunderstanding here can i get a slight clarification

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

Perhaps... for YOU!

Reposted by 𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 23h

Am I missing anyone? Anyone??

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

NO!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

] nonbinary children love attacking him

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

KOFFIN! AND, K!

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

... THEY DID?

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2h

I'm surprisingly used to human children picking fights with ME!

* ( Small replicas of Koffin-K's own hat, held aloft by propellers, begin diving through the air toward Kris. )