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I need to remake my list of people who don't mind if I draw their sona, lmfaoo

Reply with a ref and a list of preferences and aversions/NOs

Reply in a chain if you have multiple sonas you'd be fine with me drawing

:3
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Can you believe this nerve of this beast?
A very tired bovid
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Lots of styles with these kerosene lamps too, new, used, and antique! Don't mess with what works right? :P

Might even be able to find some legit antique ones at a second-hand or consignment shop if you have enough spare change for em
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Emergency candles will do that for ya if you want a traditional candle

An oil/kerosene lamp like this will give you the best dollar per hour for actual light. Can be found cheaply online, too

Buying a small desktop mirror to place behind it will also increase usable light output
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Scented, accent, or light?
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Letting it burn out and finding a new spark in the future just feels like a better time investment
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I tried drawing again and it wasn't even dissatisfying anymore, just frustrating

The spark is buried under yards of rubble and I can't even fathom digging it out to fan it back into a flame when I'm stuck in here too
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I hate that I always seem to turn my nsfw accounts into a bitching post rather than having a vent account, but here I am, back on my bullshit, doing the same shit I did on the bird site

I'm close to nuking my accounts again too, ngl

I don't want to "maintain" a derelict presence anymore
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I need to draw the porn I said I'd draw
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iOS is a hot mess

Great job with the text transparency
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I'm in nearly $1000 of medical debt because I spent a steamy 15 minutes in a magnet machine that barely costs half a million

I should buy one instead of a house

The ROI must be INCREDIBLE if it can earn me $2-3k/hr
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Do it

Turn kitty into purree
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taking 3, dm if interested paypal only!
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What they left out:

"We're going to use this information to deny service!"

[corporate nothing music]

"We're going to leverage the bias and fallibility of AI against you and sell it to you as a good thing!"
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Just saw the worst ad ever

Not because it was particularly poorly shot or choreographed or voiced, but because of the implications

Dell "AI Factory" bullshit taking the absolute horror of hospitals feeding your history into an AI to make "predictions" about your future "history"

Horror video ever
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This is why I never go to the doctor
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Insurance is such a fucking scam

OOP for my MRI was *cheaper* than with insurance because they jacked up the price to gouge my insurance, but insurance decided that actually this pre-authorized MRI wasn't really necessary at THAT price, so we won't cover as much

Luigi was and always will be right
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I hate having a human body
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I'm so overstimulated right now and all I'm doing is sitting quietly at work

I need to stretch every joint in my body 300% beyond it's natural range of motion and scratch every inch of my skin with a cheese grater

My spine needs to be wrung like a wet towel

I don't wanna be here lol
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If you'd told me last year I'd be unironically watching counter-drone ops training for the practicality of it, I'd 100% have believed you, but I'd be disappointed
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NGl it's probably Jay's fault
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Just snoze satisfyingly

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