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Glizzy McGuire👱🏾‍♀️🌭
@kneezuschrist.bsky.social
Chicago 📍
27🩵
I just slipped and bust my shit mid number at Charlie’s ……….. thank you Whitney Houston 
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Remember how geeked we used to be when the school cafeteria had “strawberry milk 🥛 “ yeah I need to run that feeling back rn NS
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My favorite part of Thicked 🍑💚 being on YouTube is hearing @therachelslurrz.bsky.social cackle every 5 mins 😂😂😂 my sister was kiiiiii-inggg down
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well……. Yes 🤭💝🤟🏾
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If I send you this : Girl, Save it !
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The question of the year is : Are you Cashier Fish or POS Cunt ?
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
One thing about them tables …… they’re always gonna turn 💁🏽‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire👱🏾‍♀️🌭
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“WE GLADLY FEAST ON THOSE WHO WOULD SUBDUE US.” -Moticia Addams 🌹
Serving hot lesbian couple teaseeeee with my sister-wife @secretqueen.bsky.social
📸/ edits : secret🫶🏾
October 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire👱🏾‍♀️🌭
On friday afternoon my coworker was abducted by ICE in front of the laugh factory in lakeview. The videos were spread everywhere and he is currently facing deportation in an immigration center in Texas. Please consider donating to help cover the legal fees
FUCK ICE

gofund.me/19e51a8e7
Donate to Help Reunite Victor Dominguez-Avilez with Family, organized by Jony Contreras
Victor Dominguez-Avilez was on his way to work when an ICE agent unfai… Jony Contreras needs your support for Help Reunite Victor Dominguez-Avilez with Family
gofund.me
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This piece is titled : No more cumdumps in this dancery- Gena J. Blige😂😭
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In order to serve Cunt in the future , One must first reheat the nachos of the past -AKT💋
3rd annual gaggys recap .
📸: @tinymira.bsky.social
👗 @justbosston ( on insta )
💅🏾: @reallyrudolpho (on insta)
💇🏾‍♀️&💄: me
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I wish you roses 🌹 while you can still smell them 👃🏾♥️
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire👱🏾‍♀️🌭
a legal warrant REQUIRES:
-a signature from a sitting judge. check the judge name at the bottom & google it. all judges are public- you can see if they’re sitting.
-the ADDRESS or BUSINESS NAME must be written on the warrant. if it is spelled wrong, it’s not valid. if the address is wrong, invalid⬇️
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Idkkk …..Drag Queen of the year nominee : Anya K. Thunderkat has a pretty sickening ring to it if you ask me 🤭🫶🏾.
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can y’all Believe Miss Root has never been to Olive Garden ? Trust she will be dealt with ( unlimited soup/ salad / breadsticks 🤭)
@kneezuschrist.bsky.social told me shes going to take my olive garden virginity
September 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I feel like this is gonna be my dawtaaa @athenaredofficial.bsky.social when I finally convince her to start wearing bags NS 😂🤭.
September 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why was I the fat bitch 😭🥴?
A fat bitch once told me,” nobody wants a fat bitch until they’re cold or drunk.” And that resonated with me
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire👱🏾‍♀️🌭
Toni Brinxton and the Brinca Brincas

@kneezuschrist.bsky.social
@urboyrowdy.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Toy Story 🧸🦖🤠: Andy’s coming !!!

Woody:
September 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I walked into fab lab and this was the first thing I saw😳 :
@famishedsupermodel.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Is anyone Fabbing their Lab 🧪 today or is it just me 👀.
September 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Good Morning to @manifestx.bsky.social and X Alone 🤭🫶🏾.
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Let’s Run that shit back x7. Black Girls win everything 2025 edition is elated to welcome: Miss rumours 2025 @helvetikah.bsky.social , F15 S7 winner Sparkle and the newly crowned Miss Fantasy Nightclub 2025 Haley From 3rd period to the winners circle. These divas have won less then a week apart 😭🫡
August 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you truly think about it “Cutwaters are the Gen-Z equivalent of a FourLoko” 😂😭
August 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM