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Kizik Coyote

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · Oct 23

Intro. Hey I'm Kizik though folks call me Kizzy. I work in artisan cheese as an affineur. In my freetime I like to swing swords, take pictures, and any time spent outside is worthwhile! I paint a little, but that's really just for me.

📸 Me!
🎨 @kriscritter.bsky.social @notcoffee.bsky.social

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Jimmy 🔜MFF @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social · 13h

NNN stands for Nine Ninch Nails

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🅺🅴🅴🆂🅷 ➡️𝕁𝕄𝕠𝔽 @keeshwashere.bsky.social · 27d

a poster I made from my partner's birthday 🐱📚

#furry #furryart

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 2d

Saddam and Dick hanging out in the corner, smoking cigarettes, and coming up with a scheme to take over the place (and independently betray the other)

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 2d

At "point-blank range". Battle zero your sandwich and aim for the belt buckle.

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 2d

OoooooOooooooooooo prooooooooove it

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 2d

Look at Grumbles, struggling to make a roux.

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 3d

Yes. I've been meaning to make stew. Feder sparring, then shitty greek euro lager and avgolemono for dinner tonight. Its soup and stew season.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 3d

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 3d

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent

www.nytimes.com

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 3d

I forgot how much fun rolling dice with people in person is.

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 4d

Wait y'all don't stock powdered milk?

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 4d

AHHHHH IM THE FOOL WITH A DOLLAR LEFT OVER.

ADD CORNBREAD IMMEDIATELY.

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 4d

What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?

You fools. You absolute jokes.

$5 on a whole ass turkey
$5 on mashed potatoes
$4 on Brussys
$3 on gravy
$2 on cranberry sauce

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 5d

NOBODY DESERVES TO GO HUNGRY

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 6d

I'll do you one better. My cousin's kid is in college. I still think of him as being like an elementry school kids.

He had to take the train home from his girlfriend's college because he drank too much!?!?

"Well he's 22 and at university so.... yes?"

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 7d

Listen. All I said was "Go on. Do what you will." and the ephemeral phenomenon I witnessed just rubbed what I saw as hands together, nervously, before they appeared to do a 180, and glided off to the nearest wall. It's almost as if they wanted to be ignored... It's just... It left this residue...

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 7d

"Ghost hands but they belonged to a sub so they don't know how to be aggressive" and other scary furry Halloween tales

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 7d

Hang on, I'm watching Halloween III: Season of the Witch and I'm hoing to need to hyperfocus on this score for like the next year.

Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

Gay coyote twitter dad said ruin, not improve.

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RubySnoot @rubysnoot.bsky.social · 8d

Yall ever wonder how long it takes to wrangle freshly showered fur~?

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

You're right. I could've dropped the words "to need" all together.

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

Shame. I'm going to need to take a few, and the seas they'll be dealing with are anything but calm.

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

Resilience, tenacity, and resourcefulness are important. Calm seas don't make good sailors.

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

I think they'll rebuild. They seemed like fighters.

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 8d

I mean if it's full and they're happy. Surely it's not the end of the world if a few go missing...

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 9d

Oh no that sucks! I fractured my dominant radial head back in March. I had good finger mobility the whole time (couldn't turn over my palm though), and my doctors wanted me to practice non-weight bearing fine motor skills.

So I got pretty good at rolling joints by hand.