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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 5h

Never thought I’d see the day when ppl would cancel Mariah Carey.. I’m going to have to let this marinate I think.. dammit girl!

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 10h

#KaijuNo8 I’m finna get my butt kicked annit?😵‍💫😆

Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 11h

I done ran out of starburstsszes😵‍💫

Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 16h

Cuz I could never forget my boys 🥰🥰 TMNT

Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 17h

A crab boil hate to see me coming! Being the favorite sibling has it rewards 🥰🥰🥰 #Scorpio

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 21h

When I know I’m about to be cooking longer then an hour, I just take lil baby upstairs cuz B-O-O-S-I-E B-A-D-A-Z-Z, that's me.. I gotta get through it

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 1d

My cousin sent me a picture on TikTok today.. HO WHERE IS MY MONEY?! I gives no FuKz bout a picture!

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 1d

Bedtime shenanigans
😀 Alexa play lofi music.. 😭 Toddler Meltdown: I want to listen to classical music!!..😐 Alexa play classical music: ho proceeds to play 80s R&R..😭😭Escalated Toddler Meltdown: MOMMY!!..🗣️ DAMMIT ALEXA PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC!! … delay.. 🤬ALEXA PLAY DAM CLASSICAL MUSIC.. Alexa🤭🤭🤭 ok 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 1d

Did anybody check on #TaylorSwift Cuz #KaylaNicole 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾 did her big one

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing like starting the day with a sharp pointy toddler elbow in ya thoracic spine

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t give my toddler candy but I will be going to get the mini muffins and cookies cuz who finna deal with a tweaking toddler?!

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 4d

Sis said being nice to a man was never beneficial and I’ll be dam.. I’m not nice for the sake of a benefit, however.. no lie was told

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 6d

Them ppl ain’t approve my pto but all I got left is pto.. I can go for a sweet treat and a booty rub right now

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 6d

I hate when I invite somebody to my house and they don’t come over because I “stay too far out” but then tell me they were out my way the other day.. stop talking to me cuz atp it’s a trend and the offered is expired

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 7d

Yeeesss 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 7d

Finna be off for 10 days 🥰🥰🥰 .. 100+ hours of PTO.. I’m finna be on the game like a dead beat baby daddy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 7d

I need a #ps5 #boyfriend

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve been flirting with the idea of “homeschooling” my toddler.. I do work from home.. and my flirt game is treacherous indeed..

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 10d

Finally getting over this cold

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Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 11d

When I cook at 6pm food is cooled by 7 but when I cook at 7 shit DON’T cool before 9?! WTH?!

Kitty @kittiedicaprio.bsky.social · 12d

Ex hit my dm to tell me he miss us.. I just ❤️ and kept it pushing Now I’m finna ask his cousin to come put these book shelves up and play some insurgence cuz that’s my dawg