I forgot I had Bluesky...

So... what's up y'all? We up to anything fun?

I'm gunna start coming out to people by texting them "new gender, who's dis?"

I work in an office where I have to share a computer with boomers. Every time I come into work they have changed my default search to Yahoo, and I'm not sure how much longer I can handle this.

Soup is liquid salad.

That is all.

Our landlord raised our rent and my girlfriend and I are going to be short on covering it for November... Help us out, buy a sticker? We print, cut, and laminated these all with our own queer hands! Art by the greatest Pen & Kink. 3x3 Protect Trans Kids sticker - $4.00, I only have 14 left!

I bought an avocado and a bag of pistachios today. Now I'll never afford a home. Mistakes were made.

Have you ever been haunted by the ghost of a vibrating dildo? I think I am... by the Tantus Echo. Read my latest review and Happy Spooky Month!!

kittenbohemereviews.com/2023/10/01/r...

I've kicked off Spooky Season by watching The Frighteners! I try to watch a spooky movie every day until Halloween. Got any good suggestions? Spooky, not gory please!

Every time a man asks about body count I assume he means murder, and that's none of your business.

My girlfriend and I are on a rent subsidy and out transphobic as fuck landlady has just raised our rent to $10 over the subsidy amount and told us we have 3 days to tell her if we are staying or not because we have to give 30 days notice before the lease ends.

Looking for the motivation to get photos done for my review. It would be easier if I didn't pile a bunch of junk in my light box.

Just working on a review and thought I'd give you all a little sneak peek of what is coming up. I'm excited about this one...

The review queue for KitttenBohemeReviews.com is currently closed, I've got a lot of neat stuff from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social coming up! And a spooky good time happening in October, but I anticipate being open for reviews in time for Holiday happenings!

Starting over here on BlueSky feels like transferring to a new school. I have to make new friends and do my best not to do anything too weird. But I am super weird, and the popular kids will see that. Where are my nerd friends at?

I found an incredibly accurate picture of me at a nail salon after my more attractive and trendy friends convinced me it would be both "fun" and a "good idea"

My girlfriend helped me put together a review for the Tomboy X Tucking Bikini. She said they are some of the most comfortable tucking underwear she has ever owned! Give it a read!

kittenbohemereviews.com/2023/04/23/r...

Ya'll, I am so stoked for Spooky Month and all the spooky reviews I'm gunna post. Is it too early to start now? Like... September is just Halloween foreplay right?

"You approach the mysterious figure in the distance, they are beckoning to you, but you are unsure of what they want… Roll for seduction…"

Check out my @funkittoys.bsky.social Random Encounters Sex Dice review!

kittenbohemereviews.com/2023/06/30/r...

New profile, who dis?