Snots Buffly in: hat fulla wasps
kittasaurusrex.bsky.social
Snots Buffly in: hat fulla wasps
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joke is On You buddy I don’t really need that pattern right now
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
that’s sleeves time babeyyyyy
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you are intimidated by charts, Trillian would like you to know that you need to look at less of the chart than you think. In fact, reducing the amount of chart you are looking at to just three background stitches at the end of the colorwork can drop your stress and overwhelm by 100%
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I have a lot of cynical, bitchy little takes about Game of Wool and like

it's not Good

but I am probably going to watch every episode to continue to develop cynical, bitchy little takes
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
fuckin SCAM how good a tubular bind-off looks and feels because it does take six thousand goddamn years
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
anyway I need to find like six 3/4" buttons, I do not really want any new plastic big box store type buttons

show me some beautiful buttons of 18-20 mm? I need six but they do not need to match, coordinating is fine
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
love too have all the network drives go down when I have a huge tasking drop :)
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
welp

came home to a sympathy card from the specialist vet, one breakfast snarf&barf into the bowl, and then like 4 more too-hungry tummy upset barves

today marks one calendar month and I was already Not Good
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
god I really fuckin miss Twoflower
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I cannot believe I once again have to think of a meal
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay I finalized the new homeowners insurance policy, I wrote the mortgage people their dreadful little explanatory letter about my employment options, so now THEY owe ME an update on why the interest rate they're offering is so much fucking higher than the market rate
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m worried I have too much yarn for this project. I still have more than 2 full balls of the main color, out of 4 total, and as written, the pattern only calls for another inch of stockinette and then two inches of ribbing.
Like some kind of bizarro reverse yarn chicken.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
poured a little coffee in my pocket in collaboration with Murp
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m sorry it’s just that the politics and the optics on the timing make no fucking sense

is this another case of me naively assuming people are cleverer than they actually are (maybe, this is always happening, and I am always astonished)
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
can't imagine being like "democrat shutdown? not us, no, trump shutdown" and then after 6 weeks be like

actually!!!! yeah it was us, we got nothing in exchange for the UNFATHOMABLE FUCKING SUFFERING of a protracted shutdown

but

only thing democrats hate more than losing elections is winning them
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You can’t buy 18 lbs of fleece because you’re sad. You can’t buy 9 lbs of fleece because you’re sad. You have to move and you aren’t getting paid, you cannot buy a fleece because you’re sad.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
my favorite part is the freehand cut on the right edge of "The"

not even a blade and straightedge, and CERTAINLY not a guillotine cutter

I expect the same high-quality craftsmanship on the ballroom
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lol yeah man I bet steve was telling the absolute truth when he said those meetings you weren't invited to happened in his office because people kept getting lost and confused on the way to the oval
for sure this will fix it
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I divided the sleeves off the sweater* and the politics are a touch less bleak, hope everyone is partying like Trillian tonight (rolling gleefully in something nice like a dog in fermenting skunk)

*legitimately unsure I can get back out of the sweater now send help
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The thing to remember about this clown is he thinks the current president is his boss and he will never ever even hint that he disagrees with the man he thinks is his boss so he just says he’s never heard of anything ever.
Raju: Last week, you were very critical of Biden, you said he didn’t even know who was pardoning. On 60 minutes, Trump admitted not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire guilty of money laundering. Is that also concerning?

Johnson: I don’t know anything about it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm gonna run out of brain-engaging colorwork before I run out of big feelings and probably also before I'm un-furloughed

and the proliferation of feelings is not improved by considering working on the little border leicester fleece (Twoflower loved to burrow into the bag and nest in the wool)
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
mortgage loan coordinator answer me please jesus fuckin christ
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ma’am. I do appreciate your quality control and your protective measures keeping my yarn in check and? unhaunted? I guess is the plan?
But like. You are on top of it. You will be disturbed every time I pull on it.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
mmmmmmm wonder how concerned a person should be at reference to 31 USC 1341 being omitted from their mass notification of continued furlough
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
hey I been workin on an activity I've loved for many years and it ????? fuckin rules actually?

anybody ever hear of this?
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM