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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Apr 4

Happy Friday and such

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Jun 13

My balls are so soft 😊

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · 12d

Seriously lol

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Señor Nutria @senornutria.bsky.social · 12d

Shake it off!

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Sheppen @secretshep.bsky.social · 14d

Images captured moments before disaster

Sheppen @secretshep.bsky.social · Sep 15

You guys I think I love baseball

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · 22d

DAMN

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · 25d

Wait maybe hes onto something

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 28

*hypnos you* ~ remove your pubes........ ~

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 27

Holy shit

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 27

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 26

I think im just missing too much context from the DMs. dw about it

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 26

I'm so confused. What did he do wrong??

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 24

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 18

We need so many more tyler robinsons

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Sep 18

You're my nose inspo

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Elizabeth May/Katrina Kendrick @elizabethmay.bsky.social · Aug 23

Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD

Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage.

Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 23

Publicly funded is my favourite

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 18

Did you practice/learn?

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 17

If I ever send you this im asking wyd

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 17

I didnt look close enough and thought "omg new employee??"

Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 17

Please do

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chili-dog.bsky.social @chili-dog.bsky.social · Apr 14

New shirt!

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 7

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Kirby 🦫(18+) @kirbeaver.bsky.social · Aug 1

Fym TMI