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kinthehuman.bsky.social
Kin the human
@kinthehuman.bsky.social
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25 She/They/It || Trans, Ace, Whore
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I can't believe we're getting taco bell!!! I'm so happy :D :D :D
Reminds me of the first time I went to my ex's house and the whole place was such a fucking disaster but I insisted on attempting to cook but I almost had a breakdown cause all of the knives were dull. And then her roommate came in to help me and brought a sharp knife she kept in the bathroom.
Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with
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Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with
Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with
The skin on my fingers is peeling off, I'm literally starting to rot.
As someone named Kin I really hope I get pumped this Halloween #transfempumpkin
I came while Wolfie yapped about minmaxing airplane travel logistics
She laughed when she read it, am I doing the marriage right?
My wife, high as fuck, dipping bread sticks in the tomato sauce I left resting: "This ain't bad!"
My ass must really be something though because she'll dive into that without a second thought
Comparing cooking food you don't like in different pans to ethno states because I don't like picky eaters
Comparing cooking food you don't like in different pans to ethno states because I don't like picky eaters
I think I just unlocked a milestone of the human experience. So happy to be alive rn.
Never kill yourself moment
I just think "mine...😮"
People seeing "lesbian with muscles" and immediately saying "butch" or "masc" makes me go into a bloodthirsty rage
You're such a w, i have to marry you :3
Meat grown in the same lab as you is the best meat
The ability to play music should be a feature in sex toys
Something about the quality of the product makes it easy to move around
Giving head so sloppy I have to blow my nose afterwards
Laying face down while a woman makes me whimper until I don't feel my legs anymore (I got wax done)