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Laughter is the cure. Beautiful BC 🍁🇨🇦
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· Oct 4
I hate when people ask what I’m doing over the weekend.
As if I’m rock climbing or cross country skiing.
I’m 54, went to the grocery store, had a shower and took a nap.
As if I’m rock climbing or cross country skiing.
I’m 54, went to the grocery store, had a shower and took a nap.
My house has two cleaning modes…
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My house has two cleaning modes…
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween
🚨🚨BREAKING
Trump Voters just found out!!
Trump Voters just found out!!
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🚨🚨BREAKING
Trump Voters just found out!!
Trump Voters just found out!!
TRUMP:
We are applying tariffs to Canada because of drugs.
ALSO TRUMP:
I'm going to give a full pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🤯
We are applying tariffs to Canada because of drugs.
ALSO TRUMP:
I'm going to give a full pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🤯
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
TRUMP:
We are applying tariffs to Canada because of drugs.
ALSO TRUMP:
I'm going to give a full pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🤯
We are applying tariffs to Canada because of drugs.
ALSO TRUMP:
I'm going to give a full pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🤯
Selling a 9mm with 2 clips and a box off shells. $200
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Selling a 9mm with 2 clips and a box off shells. $200
I would like to wish my American friends the happiest of Thanksgivings! Except for Trump. He can go fuck himself.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would like to wish my American friends the happiest of Thanksgivings! Except for Trump. He can go fuck himself.
Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucken soul.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucken soul.
Tariff dividend payments are like the guy who slept with your girlfriend letting you smell his fingers when he’s done.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Tariff dividend payments are like the guy who slept with your girlfriend letting you smell his fingers when he’s done.
BREAKING: Trump admin just announced that Canadians will now pay an extra $100USD surcharge to enter US National Parks, up x3 from before. Another reason to visit our own parks instead! 🇨🇦
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
BREAKING: Trump admin just announced that Canadians will now pay an extra $100USD surcharge to enter US National Parks, up x3 from before. Another reason to visit our own parks instead! 🇨🇦
Trump loves Putin and Russia
#releasethefiles
#releasethefiles
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Trump loves Putin and Russia
#releasethefiles
#releasethefiles
At a wedding this weekend.
Asked the DJ if he took requests
He said sure what’s up!
I said
”Can you turn it down a smidge?”
Asked the DJ if he took requests
He said sure what’s up!
I said
”Can you turn it down a smidge?”
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
At a wedding this weekend.
Asked the DJ if he took requests
He said sure what’s up!
I said
”Can you turn it down a smidge?”
Asked the DJ if he took requests
He said sure what’s up!
I said
”Can you turn it down a smidge?”
Trump “it’s Biden’s fault”
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Trump “it’s Biden’s fault”
Dear MAGA thanks for commenting on all of my posts and helping them get more views and likes. Heads up: no matter what you type, all we see is “I’m an easily duped, traitor trash clown who would give his sad, empty life for a dying pedophile”
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dear MAGA thanks for commenting on all of my posts and helping them get more views and likes. Heads up: no matter what you type, all we see is “I’m an easily duped, traitor trash clown who would give his sad, empty life for a dying pedophile”
I’d rather live next to a family of undocumented migrants than a family of MAGAs
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’d rather live next to a family of undocumented migrants than a family of MAGAs
Reposted by ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ
Trump vs. MTG? Honestly, money’s on MTG.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Trump vs. MTG? Honestly, money’s on MTG.
Starting to think the next boys trip might need to be rehab 😂
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Starting to think the next boys trip might need to be rehab 😂