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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 3d

It’s because Kaeya is always playing the “my hubby doesn’t like me anymore :(“ card for every minor inconvenience that happens to him and Diluc is always there to prove him wrong

Aquila @vainacain.bsky.social · 3d

Apparently having sex 3+ times a week helps with menopause. Anyways that how #luckae end up having another kid in their forties

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 7

BBS stands for Big booty Sumeran (Kaeya)

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 6d

Diluc can you really handle allat because i sure can and I WILL steal her away from you

🦉 @marfik.bsky.social · 6d

🦉🦚💗
#diluc #kaeya #luckae

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

Kaeya: *sigh* alright, alright... You can stay.

Diluc: *Covered in bandages and unable to move from the multiple tubes supporting him* ...okay, good.

kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

The next time Kaeya pulled the stunt AGAIN, he ghosted Diluc for a week for fun.

He didn't hear from the redhead until he was assigned a patrol to starsnatch cliff where a man was reported to have jumped from the cliff.

Kaeya visits the poorly battered redhead at the cathedral a week later.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

//attempted self harm//

Kaeya attempted the same stunt two months later when Diluc took him out on a picnic date.

Kaeya: This isn't working, Diluc.

Diluc: *eyes beginning to water, twisting the butterknife on his hand and angling it towards himself* what.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

Kaeya: Diluc, dear, it was a joke!

Diluc: *eyes puffy, nose filled with snot, voice hoarse* ...really.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

Kaeya: I want to break up.

Diluc: *holding a cake with the words "Happy anniversary Love!* what.

Kaeya had to call off the prank after 2 hours of Diluc whining, sobbing, and blocking Kaeya from exiting the door.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · 9d

Emotionally abusive #luckae, somewhat crack

Kaeya often likes to toy with a mentally-not-sound Diluc by threatening him with a breakup for every minor inconvenience Diluc creates.

On their 1 year-anniversary, Kaeya decides to have a little fun with Diluc's emotions.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

#luckae ED, self-harm, mentally ill Kaeya, emotionally constipated Diluc

Diluc who tries really hard to get Kaeya to stop starving himself and harming his body by helping him go to recovery groups and constantly giving him affirmations that he's beautiful!!

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 28

older diluc is cheekier and way more mischevious that it forces Kaeya to grow white hair 😚

But he’s cute so he’ll let diluc pass.. though begrudgedly..

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 28

#luckae

Kaeya: I’m going back to work. Do NOT do this on purpose again.

Diluc: |:)

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 24

The mysterious luckae baby on your banner has finally been revealed and they're a NUGGET!! So cute...

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no.1 kaeya glazer @lckthrowaway.bsky.social · Aug 23

@wifekae.bsky.social ‘s tweet finally forced me to actualise all the #luckae mpreg brainrot I have stored up in me

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

This Post contains upsetting content. If it wasn't clear enough: Kaeya lands himself at the cathedral multiple times a month by either starving himself, or by stabbing his stomach out of hysteria.

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

And the stupid. fucking. weighing scale. The one introduced to him by the same stupid people who loved tormenting him.

Diluc falls to his knees and sobs.

Kaeya's at the cathedral and won't be discharged until next week. Surely he'll get better now that the scale was gone, yeah?

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

scale on the wall, shattering the glass and injuring his face. The wounds on his cheek stung less than the searing pain of seeing that fucking knife.

Archons, Kaeya was getting better. Why did people have to turn him for the worst? Couldn't they just keep that mouth shut?

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

Kaeya decides to check on that damned weighing scale.

All of a sudden, he's taken 10 steps back, with new scars forming on his abdomen from having used a knife way too many times to stop himself from growing.

At some point, Diluc came home and slammed that stupid

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

He does get better for a while. Kaeya begins to improve his relationship with food and his mood gets better by the weeks!

Yet, all it takes is a meaningless snide remark from a random old lady on how the captain's clothes don't seem to fit anymore, or when

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 23

#luckae ED, self-harm, mentally ill Kaeya, emotionally constipated Diluc

Diluc who tries really hard to get Kaeya to stop starving himself and harming his body by helping him go to recovery groups and constantly giving him affirmations that he's beautiful!!

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 22

When they get older, Kaeya performs way less due to the growing aches in his body.

But in the off-chances his body cooperated with his mood, he would present himself to a very pleasantly-surprised Diluc who had just arrived home from work.

Kaeya: I still got it, bub!

Diluc: ..Mama..

Kaeya: What

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 22

Kaeya found it very sweet; ultimately deciding to perform way more in the Dawn Winery where he mostly gave Diluc the show of his lifetime, far from the gazes of drunk patrons.

Diluc: Perhaps I should install a third one in our bedroom, yes?

Kaeya, still hanging on the poll: What

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 22

that he was, he installed two poles:

One in angel's share (He begrudgedly had to ignore the very flustered faces of the patrons everytime Kaeya decided to work his magic there),

And the other in their comfy living room in the Dawn Winery (Where Diluc preferred Kaeya danced the night away in).

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 22

#luckae Pole Dancer Kaeya

Kaeya has really strong legs that allow him to have leg-heavy hobbies. He developed a knack for pole dancing and found it fun and freeing from the usual patrol work in KOF!

Diluc eventually learns about this hobby once they get back together. And being the dutiful lover

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kimire127081.bsky.social @kimire127081.bsky.social · Aug 8

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Diluc: Careful with handling that vegetable, Kae.

Kaeya: Don't understimate me, Luc. I've handled bigger stuff. ;)

Childe, putting his cooking utensils down: Okay so no grilled eggplant tonight

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