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A fan account for the last survivor of Bolovax Vik. Canonical Communist. Chuck Dixon thinks I'm Tom Taylor. Making comic edits, memes, and leftist propaganda!

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I mean, wouldn't you?

(Art sampled from "Justice League vs. Godzilla vs. Kong" Vol. 1 #5 by Brian Buccellato, Christian Duce, Tom Derenick, Luis Guerrero, Jimmy Betancourt, Richard Starkings, Ben Abernathy, and Robert Place Napton. Edits: Dialogue, background.)
In a comic book panel Ra's Al Ghul is standing on a cliff overlooking a giant green-glowing lazarus pit in a volcanic caldera. He sings an opera in French. A henchman radios and asks, "Hey, um, oh Demon's Head, sir, you, uh, you singing Mephestopholes's aria from Gounod's Faust over the pit again?" Ra's says, "It's a green-glowing volcano! Of course I am!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Supervillains ain't the only hazard in Gotham!

What're some risks a' the superhero life people don't think about?

(Art sampled from "Birds of Prey" Vol. 5 #6 by Kelly Thompson, Leonardo Romero, Jordie Bellaire, Clayton Cowles, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Dialogue, caption.)
In a comic book panel Black Canary and Batgirl, her cowl off to reveal the face of Cassandra Cain, stand heroically on a Gotham rooftop. Behind them are plumes of green smoke. Black Canary says, "We look so (redacted) majestic." Batgirl says, "Yeah. Should we be worried about those green fumes?" Black Canary says, "Oh, definitely." A stinger caption reads "Next: The Birds of Prey check into the ER!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Lex Luthor's path ta' villainy started out small.

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 6 #4 by Joshua Williamson, Jamal Campbell, Nick Dragotta, Frank Martin, Ariana Maher, Paul Kaminski, and Jillian Grant. Edits: Captions, dialogue, panel order.)
In comic book panels young Lex Luthor, still with red hair, walks through Metropolis dressed in a suit. He has a broad, square-jawed chin. Captions read, "I took my genius to the city of tomorrow. Full of hope, heart, and plans. Plans to shock the scientific community by shrinking my own chin!" The next panel shows Luthor, still with red hair, in a purple and green superhero outfit with purple goggles and an L on the vest. His face is drawn narrower, now with a thin chin and sloping jaw. He says, "Success! My lack of god, success!! They laughed at me, but now this pointy-chinned genius will laugh! Ha ha ha!!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Oh, ya say that if it kills anyone it's still lethal? Guess cops shoot unarmed protesters with lethal weapons then. ACAB!

(Art sampled from "Birds of Prey" Vol. 5 #6 by Kelly Thompson, Leonardo Romero, Jordie Bellaire, Clayton Cowles, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Zealot swings one of her katanas at Sin, a teenage girl, stopping just short of cutting into her shoulder. Sin screams, "Ahh!!" Zealot says, "Don't worry, it's non-lethal." Sin demands, "How is a sword non-lethal?" Zealot says, "Not everyone dies." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Of all the reasons fer El Caldero ta not have massive stores of Kryptonite an' their own fortress of solitude, Lois picked the colonizer one.

Are ya' readin' Superman Unlimited? Whaddya think?

(Art sampled from "Superman Unlimited" Vol. 1 #6. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Lois Lane is in the Supermobile, a pod-shaped blue rocketcraft. looking angrily at President Castilho of El Caldero, who is pointing at her accusingly. Lois says, "This fortress isn't for you! It's for the last son of Krypton! It's rightfully his!" Castilho says, "What capitalist BS. We mined it. We need it to escape poverty! Why does Superman need a second fortress? (censored) off. And tell the CIA we have Kryptonian weapons now, so no coups or else!" A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Heya poozers, Kilomin here. The truth is, I dislike the winter holidays. Not for any ideological reason, just bad associations. Bad things seem to happen to me in December, and sadly this year is no different.

Things I was counting on to keep my housing situation stable have fallen through.
1/6
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I regret nothin'!

Who are the heroes pictured? Wrong answers only!

(Art sampled from "Birds of Prey" Vol. 5 #6 by Kelly Thompson, Leonardo Romero, Jordie Bellaire, Clayton Cowles, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Labels, dialogue.)
In a comic book panel the Birds of Prey are standing together, but are all mislabeled. Batgirl, a.k.a. Cassandra Cain, is The Shadow. Megaera is Superhero Landing. Black Canary is Aquawoman cuz fishnets, get it? and says "Huh?" Barda is Perfect Wonder Woman Casting and says, "What?" Black Canary says "Oh, Kilowog's doing one of those things." Barda says, "Where the Bolovaxian Landern tries to name the heroes, yet humorously cannot remember our names. Hmm." Kilowog says in a caption, "It's all in good fun!" Zealot is D.Va and says, "What is this? Is this some video game thing? I am insulted." Barda says, "I may harm him for this." Harley Quinn is Dr. Quinzel, Medicine Woman and says, "Hey Kil, y'think Chuck Dixon'll rant about comics changing our names now? Hee-hee!" Kilowog's says, "Why are you smiling like that, Dinah?" Black Canary says, "We just want to show our thanks for this. Birds of Prey... Kill!" Kilowog shouts, "Run away!!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I'll have time fer self-care when I'm cold and... oh wait, that's why I need self-care.

Don't be like me. Take care a' yerselves, poozers!

(Art sampled from "Power Girl" Vol. 3 #6. Edits: Labels, frame.)
In comic book panels Power Girl and Supergirl, both out of uniform and in lab coats, are in a lab. Power Girl looks up from a microscope. She is labeled "Me". She says, "Take a look." Supergirl says, "Okay, take this first." She slides over a petri dish labeled "Self-care". Power GIrl incinerates the dish with heat vision and says, "No." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Whaddya think, is it too big? Or is it not big enough?

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #4 by Cary Bates, Joe Staton, Mark Farmer, Carl Gafford, John Costanza, and Andrew Helfer. Edits: Dialogue, label, colors, sfx.)
In a comic book panel Kilowog, in a green tank top, shorts, and slippers, holds an absurdly large sci-fi gun on his shoulder. The background of Green Lantern Headquarters outside Los Angeles has been altered to show psychadelic colors. The gun has words painted on it. The words are, "This machine [redacted] fascists." Kilowog says, "I ain't sure how much I can say without gettin' in trouble... but one thing's fer sure, John Brown did nothin' wrong". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It sure felt good ta get out a' the rain, though!

What would ya name the horse with no name?

(Art sampled from "Batman: The Brave and the Bold" Vol. 2 #10, and a photo of the band "America". Edits: Dialogue, photo, colors.)
In a comic book panel Artemis is riding a white horse through the desert. Behind her the landscape fades into a photograph of the band America. Captions read, "Only after I got through the desert did I realize-- I should have named the (censored) horse!" A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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When ya' flood yer story with lurid descriptions a' the twisted ideology an' behavior a' the villain, at a certain point it just becomes propaganda fer that twisted ideology an' behavior.

(Art sampled from "Wonder Woman" Vol. 6 #6. Edits: Captions, dialogue.)
In comic book panels a bloody, battered Wonder Woman is standing in the rain. Captions from the sovereign read, "We really thought we'd beat her that time, but instead-- and I'm going to sexualize her here, creepily-- she just powered up like a (censored)-able Goku and won. No effort, just winning. It was so hot. I mean, I want to subjugate all women, but damn, step on me Mommy! Where was I? Oh yes, Patriarchy..." Wonder woman shouts, "For the love of Athena will you shut the (censored) up!!" Sovereign's captions continue, "Not a chance, every panel is like this! Simultaneously putting you down, objectifying you, and also fetishizing you! But it's okay, because I'm a villain! The perfect loophole!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Ya' should see me do Glup Shitto!

What Star Wars alien do ya' look like?

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 2 #1 by Dave Gibbons, Patrick Gleason, Prentis Rollins, Moose Baumann, Phil Balsman, Peter Tomasi, and Michael Siglain. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Kilowog is drinking coffee and talking to alien Green Lantern Soranik Natu, who is out of uniform. The visual angle squashes Kilowog's head, which makes him look like Jabba the Hutt. Kilowog says, "Manchy kabook noonee Solo, makingsa lee ka bok bathra. Beeska chata wnow kong Bantha Poodoo! Ho ho ho ho! So, whaddya think? Pretty good Jabba impression, huh?" Soranik says, "Once again, I must remind you that I do not get your Earth pop culture references. Also, never make that face again." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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What lovin' god could allow this?

What's yer juice of choice?

(Art sampled from "Detecitve Comics" Vol. 1 #1072 by Ram V, Ivan Reis, Stefano Raffaele, Danny Miki, Brad Anderson, Lee Loughridge, Ariana Maher, Arianna Turturro, Jessica Chen, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Caption.)
A comic book panel shows an angry Batman, his lower face exposed by his cowl dripping with red liquid, presumably blood. A caption reads "I spilled my fruit punch all over my face, and now I am angry at God." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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We don't need fairweather allies who get upset if they ain't given cookies or a letter in LGBTQIA+.

We need ride or die types who support our rights an' our wrongs.

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #4. Edits: Dialogue, background, color enhancement.)
In a comic book panel Kilowog, dressed in a green T-shirt, raises his fist in front of him with a determined expression. He says, "In the fight against bigotry, y'know I ain't just a' ally! Oh no, poozers! I'm an accomplice!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I would rather this a' been Trump, but look at that face. There's no way I could make that look like Trump.

Besides Trump, which President living or dead would ya' like ta' see stand trial in the Hague?

(Art sampled from "Wesley Dodds: The Sandman" Vol. 1 #5. Edits: Hair color, frame, caption.)
A comic book panel is captioned "Joe Biden testifying before the I.C.C." The panel shows Sandman, a.k.a. Wesley Dodds, glaring through his gas mask at Colonel Malcolm Breckenridge, whose hair has been recolored to look more like Biden's gray. Breckenridge says, "Victory is unimpeachable. War crimes are for the defeated." A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Local nostalgia, from New Yorkers lovin' their pizza ta' Texans lovin' Whataburger, is based on their franchises bein' different. Not necessarily better, just different.

There ain't nothin' different about In 'N Out. Makes no sense.

(Art sampled from "The New Gods" Vol. 1 #11. Edits: Dialogue.)
In comic book panels Green Lanterns Kilowog and Sojourner Mullein are standing on the bridge of a spaceship. Sojourner looks angry and says, "How dare you! Don't you realize the danger you've put us in? The hate we're going to get now?" Kilowog says, "I can't help it! In-n-out Burger is mediocre at best! It's the truth!" Sojourner facepalms. A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Sometimes ya' gotta be a little bit naughty!

(Art sampled from "Poison Ivy" Vol. 1 #19 by G. Willow Wilson, Marcio Takara, Arif Prianto, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, Arianna Turturro, Jessica Berbey, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Background, caption.)
In a comic book panel a young Pamela Isley, the future Poison Ivy, opens a door with a creak. Her eyes are narrowed and she wears a cloth mask over her lower face and neck. A caption in front of a pastel background says, "It's time for some mischief." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I love Ferdinand as a character an' love whenever he shows up in comics, but at a furry convention the boy would be in danger!

(Art sampled from "DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days" by Brendan Hay, Maria Laura Sanapo, Enrica Angiolini, Becca Carey, and Ben Meares. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Ferdinand, an anthropomorphic bull and ally of Wonder Woman, is wearing jeans and a frilly white apron. He brings out a tray of frosted cupcakes to Diana Prince, the civilian identity of Wonder Woman, and her friend Etta Candy. He says, "My cooking channel on that video site has grown quite popular. I have been asked to do a live appearance. They wanted me to bring my hot USDA prime beef. But it did not sound like a cooking meetup. Ms. Candy, what does Anthrocon mean?" Candy says, "It means you need a bodyguard to keep off the fursuiters." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I love this song. Both the original an' my parody!

What's yer favorite song about heroes, poozers?

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #7 by Cary Bates, Joe Staton, Mark Farmer, Nansi Hoolahan, John Costanza, Andrew Helfer, and Kevin Dooley. Edits: Dialogue, vfx, colors.)
In a comic book panel with warped and twisted colors, Kilowog, in a green shirt and jeans and a huge sci-fi tech backpack and laser gun, is test-firing the gun at a concrete block. Arisia Raab, an elf-like alien, monitors him on controls. Harbinger, a member of the New Guardians, watches from around the corner. She thinks in parody lyrics, "I need a hero! I'm holdin' out for a hero, that'll do the trick! He's gotta be strong and he's got laser guns he's a poozer from Bolovax Vik! I need a hero! I'm holdin' out for a hero, lighting up the dark! He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be good and well versed in Kropotkin and Marx! Kropotkin and Marx!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I'm generally against hoarding, but a well-stocked library is nice!

What do ya' have in yer library, poozers?

(Art sampled from "Speed Force" Vol. 2 #4 by Jarrett Williams, Daniele Di Nicuolo, Andrew Dalhouse, Simon Bowland, Chris Rosa, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel a man in a turtleneck, jacket, and scarf with glasses concealing his eyes is carrying a stack of books from a bookstore. A woman in a button-down shirt and red vest is checking him out at the register. He says, "I have returned! I realized I needed more books! These books!" The woman thinks, "He's back? But he bought so many already! Could he be s-stalking me?" The man holds the books out eagerly, grinning and sweating. He says, "And these! And all on that shelf!" She thinks, "D-did he say the whole shelf?? Oh no, he's not a stalker! It's much worse! He's a... a... bibliophile!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Ha ha! Batklan. Oh Guy, ya' make me laugh poozer!

(Art sampled from "DCs How To Lose A Guy Gardner in 10 Days" by Kenny Porter, Nick Robles, Nick Filardi, Travis Lanham, and Andrew Marino. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Green Lantern Guy Gardner, smiling, sits in a fancy VIP suite constructed from the green light of his Green Lantern ring. The suite is positioned right in front of something that says "Bruce Wayne." Guy says, "Whenever I'm in Gotham, my constructs are gaudy and tacky! And then I park 'em outside a Wayne property. I built a whole green monorail just to rattle Mr. Batklan's windows!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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It's okay, he can survive it. It's not like some misogynistic hack writer in a different book decided to kill him off maliciously or somethin'! (It's okay, they're usin' Geoffrey Thorne's Emerald Knight John as a loophole).

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern: War Journal" Vol. 1 #6. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Green Lantern John Stewart is staring at his hand, which has begun to glow green and look like an energy construct. He says, "Oh no... no! Don't take my hand! Not the hog-cranking hand!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Huh. Must be Dean Cain's Superman.

When's a moment a bigot proved to you they were really just terrified?

(Art sampled from "Action Comics" Vol. 1 #589 by John Byrne, Dick Giordano, Tom Ziuko, John Costanza, Mike Carlin, and Andrew Helfer. Edits: Dialogue, background.)
In a comic book panel Green Lanterns Kilowog, Arisia Raab, and Salaak are standing around Superman, who is unconscious and encased in a transparent green pod. Kilowog says, "That's superman! What happened to him!" Arisia says, "A woman said something on the internet... and his dick fell off!" A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Superheroes are propaganda for the status quo an' fascist police an' also I love them more than anythin' an' will not apologize fer that. Love what ya' love!

What's yer problematic faves?

(Art sampled from "Action Comics" Vol. 1 #1062. Edits: Caption.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "Me accepting that superhero comics are inherently fascistic and authoritarian but also I enjoy them like nothing else." In the comic book panel Superman is flying away from the Daily Planet. He says, "I'll be back for you." Atop the Daily Planet a bizarro version of Lois Lane shouts, "I love you, Superman! I love you more than anyone alive! You worthless (censored)!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You poozers get me up in the mornin'!

What motivates ya' every day?

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #4 by Cary Bates, Joe Staton, Mark Farmer, Carl Gafford, John Costanza, and Andrew Helfer. Edits: Dialogue, caption.)
In a comic book panel Kilowog, in a green tank top undershirt, suddenly sits bolt upright in bed and shouts, "Time ta make memes an' spread communism!" A caption reads, "How I wake up every morning." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM