Not a Catfish Kia
@kialux.bsky.social
Anime, Ass, & Autism things
Lover of all things true crime
📍Providence
Lover of all things true crime
📍Providence
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Black Friday is irrelevant, but cyber Monday?!?! 👀👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Black Friday is irrelevant, but cyber Monday?!?! 👀👀
Nasty Nestoisms:
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nasty Nestoisms:
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Last time I took a gummy I had to switch my breathing to manual 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Last time I took a gummy I had to switch my breathing to manual 😭
Better have that dick out when I get home
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Better have that dick out when I get home
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You inspire a hunger that can't be sated.
Won't you grace me with but a taste, a touch, a tracing of your finger along my lips?
The remembrance of such a feathery embrace shall fill my dreams for many moonlit nights.
Won't you grace me with but a taste, a touch, a tracing of your finger along my lips?
The remembrance of such a feathery embrace shall fill my dreams for many moonlit nights.
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You inspire a hunger that can't be sated.
Won't you grace me with but a taste, a touch, a tracing of your finger along my lips?
The remembrance of such a feathery embrace shall fill my dreams for many moonlit nights.
Won't you grace me with but a taste, a touch, a tracing of your finger along my lips?
The remembrance of such a feathery embrace shall fill my dreams for many moonlit nights.
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Let me look for more of your posts so we can change that lol. I don’t know why I don’t be seeing all my moots posts on here.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Let me look for more of your posts so we can change that lol. I don’t know why I don’t be seeing all my moots posts on here.
My ass sure do be on here like this lmao
I gotta let the shit out
I gotta let the shit out
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a waiting area
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a waiting area
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My ass sure do be on here like this lmao
I gotta let the shit out
I gotta let the shit out
Me:
How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me:
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Arby’s:
Own your nasty.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Arby’s:
Im
Def preplanning mine 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
Def preplanning mine 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
I already have my birthday week planned out 🙂↔️♑️🐐
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Im
Def preplanning mine 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
Def preplanning mine 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
Balsalmic said to hell with you niggas and yall bell bottoms with a twist 🤣🤣🤣
1. Being rude or disrespectful to service workers/customer service ppl
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
Top 5 things that give you instant ick?
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Balsalmic said to hell with you niggas and yall bell bottoms with a twist 🤣🤣🤣
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1. Being rude or disrespectful to service workers/customer service ppl
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
Top 5 things that give you instant ick?
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
1. Being rude or disrespectful to service workers/customer service ppl
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
2. Saying or doing anything sexual too soon
3. Incel/red-pill statements
4. Thinking that making women uncomfortable is funny
5. Wearing them bad bitch pants/jeans with the extra fabric over the shoes
I beat an ex with an infant carrier 🤷🏽♀️
The bitch shouldn’t have charged at me
The bitch shouldn’t have charged at me
I beat a man with a discarded sofa like 14 years ago 😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I beat an ex with an infant carrier 🤷🏽♀️
The bitch shouldn’t have charged at me
The bitch shouldn’t have charged at me
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“Your body ain’t forget me” would’ve had me painting that shack
April 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Your body ain’t forget me” would’ve had me painting that shack
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🙏🏾
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🙏🏾
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When a person start making me feel like I’m doing too much, I exit stage left. I hate that feeling.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When a person start making me feel like I’m doing too much, I exit stage left. I hate that feeling.
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It’s wild to see the response to the “male loneliness epidemic” cause when it was women who were lonely we were told to work on ourselves and the right man would come along. We were told all types of ways to make ourselves appealing to men.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s wild to see the response to the “male loneliness epidemic” cause when it was women who were lonely we were told to work on ourselves and the right man would come along. We were told all types of ways to make ourselves appealing to men.
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Pov: You are Omarion after year 5 of Celibacy.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Pov: You are Omarion after year 5 of Celibacy.
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A man Humbling/ being hard on women is just cornball shit cuddy, and the women who like that are just as corny.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A man Humbling/ being hard on women is just cornball shit cuddy, and the women who like that are just as corny.
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I need my peoples to make sure they get homegirl to sing at mine
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I need my peoples to make sure they get homegirl to sing at mine
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Lmfao “this person will be removed tomorrow 7am-1pm” 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Lmfao “this person will be removed tomorrow 7am-1pm” 😭
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I did this and people immediately started showing their ass.
I asked for a second round and another lil roach fell off
I asked for a second round and another lil roach fell off
It’s very funny how I asked God to remove anyone not meant for me on the way to Memphis, and I damn near lost all my friends and got much better ones.
That removal prayer works FAST
That removal prayer works FAST
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I did this and people immediately started showing their ass.
I asked for a second round and another lil roach fell off
I asked for a second round and another lil roach fell off
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A young fish swam up to an older fish and said “I'm trying to find the ocean."
The older fish replied “You’re already in it!”
But the young fish dismisses it, saying, "This is water. What I want is the OCEAN!"
**This teaches the greatest lesson in life to me**
The older fish replied “You’re already in it!”
But the young fish dismisses it, saying, "This is water. What I want is the OCEAN!"
**This teaches the greatest lesson in life to me**
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A young fish swam up to an older fish and said “I'm trying to find the ocean."
The older fish replied “You’re already in it!”
But the young fish dismisses it, saying, "This is water. What I want is the OCEAN!"
**This teaches the greatest lesson in life to me**
The older fish replied “You’re already in it!”
But the young fish dismisses it, saying, "This is water. What I want is the OCEAN!"
**This teaches the greatest lesson in life to me**