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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR
@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
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Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · Mar 26
There's a spot in the area where I normally walk my dogs that one of them LOVES and will somersault into a writhe when we walk by it.

March 25.
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 17h
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 19h
What is Odelay?
a man in a yellow shirt says `` in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey '' in front of trees .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt says `` in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey '' in front of trees .
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 19h
After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple

Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 19h
The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 2d
Can we forget about the things I did when I pedaled drunk?
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 2d
What is Bjorklike?
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 3d
... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 3d
Fletcher's by Craig Finn was sooooooo good live
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Just asked Alexa to play How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb and she responded "I cannot find the album 'Heaven Depends on an Atomic Bomb"

Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
It should go without saying, but he knows that's NOT the bathroom, right?
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
The Sea Monkeys people have found a new revenue stream
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
He's still waiting patiently by the phone to hear Shareef's take on all things Kasbah
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Like he can pretend to shake your hand while passing you something with direct deposit.

I don't care how good he might be with ACH.
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
He's entering the John Malkovich head portal????
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
She asked are you cursed / he said I think that I'm cured

youtu.be/KXBI2_zH9Js
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Greetings gets way better if you just pretend Mary Queen of Arkansas isn't a thing!
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
And then go to therapy
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Is it really pro bono if you're getting paid in joy??
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Haven't listened yet... does Hexic get mentioned as being awesome?
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Big Kevin Finnerty energy!
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Damn.

I was in the multi-Eddie Vampire in Brooklyn contingent
kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
Helps shifts the narrative from just being sexist and assaultive!
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 4d
... did people actually think someone that was... 9-years-old... on 9/11 had some connection to it?
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kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 5d
Did not foresee GOP getting inspired by Zoolander
a man in a shirt with penguins on it
ALT: a man in a shirt with penguins on it
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