Dr Kerry G
@kerrygoth.bsky.social
Retired, widowed, disabled, cats - all the stereotypes. Recently completed a PhD on American haunted house narratives. Absolutely no shits left to give. Mainly trying to be a nice person. Minion to my feline overlords.
So this escalated rather quickly.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So this escalated rather quickly.
Tonight it is Dame Barbara’s turn to make trouble. Mrs Slocombe has to resort to her classic tactic of sitting on her sister in absolute disgust.
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tonight it is Dame Barbara’s turn to make trouble. Mrs Slocombe has to resort to her classic tactic of sitting on her sister in absolute disgust.
WWF smackdown for no good reason.
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
WWF smackdown for no good reason.
Once they had reared up at 4am to perform noisy mutual grooming they then reformed into a puddle of cat. I did not return to sleep. Yeesh.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Once they had reared up at 4am to perform noisy mutual grooming they then reformed into a puddle of cat. I did not return to sleep. Yeesh.
Woken up by this at 4am. They went back to sleep. I, however, could not. Thanks.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Woken up by this at 4am. They went back to sleep. I, however, could not. Thanks.
Does anyone else’s cat randomly put on a dramatic photoshoot opportunity?
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Does anyone else’s cat randomly put on a dramatic photoshoot opportunity?
Guess which one just threw up and which one ate it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Guess which one just threw up and which one ate it.
We prefer a more formal mode of greeting in this house.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We prefer a more formal mode of greeting in this house.
Sometimes, only a cat in your lap will do.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sometimes, only a cat in your lap will do.
Mrs Slocombe in vigilante mode spying on the neighbours.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mrs Slocombe in vigilante mode spying on the neighbours.
The ladies are not appreciating the storm outside and are camped out on me for comfort.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The ladies are not appreciating the storm outside and are camped out on me for comfort.
The footstool is now her own private property.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The footstool is now her own private property.
This is an ongoing issue. Someone’s Christmas scarf will incorporate quite a lot of cat saliva! 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is an ongoing issue. Someone’s Christmas scarf will incorporate quite a lot of cat saliva! 🙄
I would love to use my new footstool but of course …….
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I would love to use my new footstool but of course …….
What do you mean ‘I have to get up and do the laundry.’?
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What do you mean ‘I have to get up and do the laundry.’?
Dame Barbara Cartland just wanted to get in on the nap time action but Mrs Betty Slocombe had other ideas.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dame Barbara Cartland just wanted to get in on the nap time action but Mrs Betty Slocombe had other ideas.
Mrs Betty Slocombe says hello. (She’s really demanding treats though).
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mrs Betty Slocombe says hello. (She’s really demanding treats though).
Dame Barbara is too frightened to watch The Bride of Frankenstein. 🎃
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dame Barbara is too frightened to watch The Bride of Frankenstein. 🎃
Dame Barbara Cartland’s harrowing of the knitting bag. One of her rare waking moments.
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Dame Barbara Cartland’s harrowing of the knitting bag. One of her rare waking moments.
Mrs Slocombe taking a well-earned zoomies breather.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Mrs Slocombe taking a well-earned zoomies breather.
Dame Barbara has had to be wrangled down from the chimney. She is very cross that the fire is not lit. Note the accusatory stare.
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dame Barbara has had to be wrangled down from the chimney. She is very cross that the fire is not lit. Note the accusatory stare.
Mrs Slocombe will not eat her regular cat food out of the open bag offered (she is still unaware they are not Dreamies!) and insists on being hand fed. She is however, learning to shake a paw! Dame Barbara doesn’t understand anything at all. 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Mrs Slocombe will not eat her regular cat food out of the open bag offered (she is still unaware they are not Dreamies!) and insists on being hand fed. She is however, learning to shake a paw! Dame Barbara doesn’t understand anything at all. 🙄
Today, Mrs Slocombe is blocking my view of The Seventh Veil.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today, Mrs Slocombe is blocking my view of The Seventh Veil.
