Kentscheroo
@kentscheroo.bsky.social
Founding member of The 9:30 Club
Described by Guy Walters (Historian & Author) as “unretweetably funny”, but that was in the other place. Probably not so funny here.
NFFC ⚽️ Oilers 🏒 Saints 🏉 Northants 🏏 F1 🏎️ (occasionally)
Described by Guy Walters (Historian & Author) as “unretweetably funny”, but that was in the other place. Probably not so funny here.
NFFC ⚽️ Oilers 🏒 Saints 🏉 Northants 🏏 F1 🏎️ (occasionally)
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Kentscheroo
@kentscheroo.bsky.social
· Jul 17
"If I wanted a conversation with a cunt, I'd have gone to the have a conversation with a cunt shop"
🇬🇧 UK pigs in blankets are far superior to 🇺🇸 US version. Don’t get me wrong I would eat both, but there is no competition.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🇬🇧 UK pigs in blankets are far superior to 🇺🇸 US version. Don’t get me wrong I would eat both, but there is no competition.
Instilled some uk knowledge to my wife this morning, if someone rings the doorbell on a Sunday morning, do not under any circumstances answer it. “Check from balcony it’ll be God botherers.”
“We don’t get them in Taiwan”
“Check from the balcony”
“Oh yeah, we do have them”
“We don’t get them in Taiwan”
“Check from the balcony”
“Oh yeah, we do have them”
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Instilled some uk knowledge to my wife this morning, if someone rings the doorbell on a Sunday morning, do not under any circumstances answer it. “Check from balcony it’ll be God botherers.”
“We don’t get them in Taiwan”
“Check from the balcony”
“Oh yeah, we do have them”
“We don’t get them in Taiwan”
“Check from the balcony”
“Oh yeah, we do have them”
IYKYK - “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
IYKYK - “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”
I beg your pardon!
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I beg your pardon!
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
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FIFA have invented a new Fifa peace prize (presumably so they can be given to Trump at the World Cup draw!). They say it will be bestowed on behalf of the football fans of the world. The idea Fifa do this in our name should be mocked out of existence that weekend at stadia around the world
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
FIFA have invented a new Fifa peace prize (presumably so they can be given to Trump at the World Cup draw!). They say it will be bestowed on behalf of the football fans of the world. The idea Fifa do this in our name should be mocked out of existence that weekend at stadia around the world
Don’t listen to a word I say
’Cause screams all sound the same
’Cause screams all sound the same
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Don’t listen to a word I say
’Cause screams all sound the same
’Cause screams all sound the same
Day 9 of the great Taipei deluge. Will it ever stop raining for more than just a few hours.
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Day 9 of the great Taipei deluge. Will it ever stop raining for more than just a few hours.
Halloween is Pooh.
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Halloween is Pooh.
I’m all for backing Dyche, he probably knows Forest better than any manager we’ve had over the last 10 years, as do his backroom staff. #nffc
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m all for backing Dyche, he probably knows Forest better than any manager we’ve had over the last 10 years, as do his backroom staff. #nffc
Stupid water dispensers in Taiwan, 3 options of hot, if I wanted 40°c water I’d have brought a fucking Teabag.
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Stupid water dispensers in Taiwan, 3 options of hot, if I wanted 40°c water I’d have brought a fucking Teabag.
QSquare at XiaoBitan was playing Weapon of Choice, everytime I hear it I want to do the Christopher Walken dance but don’t think anyone would get the reference, and think I’m just a bloody idiot.
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
QSquare at XiaoBitan was playing Weapon of Choice, everytime I hear it I want to do the Christopher Walken dance but don’t think anyone would get the reference, and think I’m just a bloody idiot.
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Veteran FBI agent Habeas “Habie” Corpus has been suspended
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Veteran FBI agent Habeas “Habie” Corpus has been suspended
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This guy was very active in staging right-wing rallies in Berkeley during Trump's last term and generating film of confrontations with "antifa" counter protesters.
🧵 Trump is criminally invading states under false pretenses. His supporters are trying to instigate violence by dressing as antifa and committing crimes.
In this clip from Portland, Joey Gibson of "Patriot Prayer" and his fiancée, Lindsey Nichols, tried to cause trouble before being forced away.
In this clip from Portland, Joey Gibson of "Patriot Prayer" and his fiancée, Lindsey Nichols, tried to cause trouble before being forced away.
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This guy was very active in staging right-wing rallies in Berkeley during Trump's last term and generating film of confrontations with "antifa" counter protesters.
“Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was court-martialed for devouring an entire army’s rations in one night. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security mess hall to the nearest buffet. Today, still wanted by the military dieticians, they survive as soldiers of consumption.
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was court-martialed for devouring an entire army’s rations in one night. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security mess hall to the nearest buffet. Today, still wanted by the military dieticians, they survive as soldiers of consumption.