Kendra Little
@kendralittle.bsky.social
Mainer, from away. Database nerd by day, working in weed tech. Corgi fan, swimmer, quilter. I want to see pictures of your pets, your crafts, your houseplants. Here for the unhinged skeets.
Yall this season of survivor has not been very good, but that was absolutely the worst part
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yall this season of survivor has not been very good, but that was absolutely the worst part
Gasoline and electricity are free now haven’t you noticed
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gasoline and electricity are free now haven’t you noticed
He’s so desperate he can’t even breathe
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He’s so desperate he can’t even breathe
Yeah everyone shut up don’t you see how cheap everything is? 🤡
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yeah everyone shut up don’t you see how cheap everything is? 🤡
Smells like desperation buddy
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Smells like desperation buddy
Well we do have a problem with a violent felon, mostly just one
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Well we do have a problem with a violent felon, mostly just one
What in the lying crackpots is this
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What in the lying crackpots is this
Club Condo without @chappellskickback.bsky.social is still great, but not the same at all
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Club Condo without @chappellskickback.bsky.social is still great, but not the same at all
It's a beans on toast with fried egg type of winter morning
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's a beans on toast with fried egg type of winter morning
Going to PASS Data Summit and teaching two days with @erikdarling.com really brought me back to reading and writing technical blog posts regularly. I've got posts queued up through Jan 19 and a bunch more outlined and ready to write. Feels good.
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Going to PASS Data Summit and teaching two days with @erikdarling.com really brought me back to reading and writing technical blog posts regularly. I've got posts queued up through Jan 19 and a bunch more outlined and ready to write. Feels good.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bright side is that it prepared me for a future in database management I guess
Some people grow up in encouraging families that believe in miracles
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Bright side is that it prepared me for a future in database management I guess
My plans for the evening are scrolling while wearing my huge oversized blanket hoodie and comfy headphones, this seems right and good for a Thursday night at this point in a northeast winter
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My plans for the evening are scrolling while wearing my huge oversized blanket hoodie and comfy headphones, this seems right and good for a Thursday night at this point in a northeast winter
I made a green Thai curry tonight by sautéing potatoes, carrots, onion till soft. added curry paste and a can of drained chickpeas, 1/4 cup salsa, 2 tsp red pepper flakes. added soy sauce, can of coconut milk, some cooked chicken, lemon juice and a TBSP of sugar. Reduced a while. Served with rice.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I made a green Thai curry tonight by sautéing potatoes, carrots, onion till soft. added curry paste and a can of drained chickpeas, 1/4 cup salsa, 2 tsp red pepper flakes. added soy sauce, can of coconut milk, some cooked chicken, lemon juice and a TBSP of sugar. Reduced a while. Served with rice.
Me in a meeting: log based replication is what nature intended
I'm down to just making ontological claims about databases, I've reached full databass
I'm down to just making ontological claims about databases, I've reached full databass
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me in a meeting: log based replication is what nature intended
I'm down to just making ontological claims about databases, I've reached full databass
I'm down to just making ontological claims about databases, I've reached full databass
Me three weeks ago: I don’t need to order the flannel lined jeans
Me today: how many layers of sweatpants can I get on and still move
Me today: how many layers of sweatpants can I get on and still move
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me three weeks ago: I don’t need to order the flannel lined jeans
Me today: how many layers of sweatpants can I get on and still move
Me today: how many layers of sweatpants can I get on and still move
Another post in my series of love letters to Azure SQL Managed Instance
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Azure SQL Managed Instance Memory-to-Core Math Still Doesn’t Work, Even in GPv2
Azure SQL Managed Instance GPv2 is finally generally available with better storage performance, but the memory-to-core ratio still doesn’t work for cache-hungry SQL Server workloads. Here’s what you n...
kendralittle.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Another post in my series of love letters to Azure SQL Managed Instance
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kendralittle.com/2025/12/08/a...
My husband made momofuku noodles with sliced pork tenderloin and a fried egg for dinner, SO GOOD
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My husband made momofuku noodles with sliced pork tenderloin and a fried egg for dinner, SO GOOD
Good Teeth
YouTube video by Emerson Woolf & the Wishbones - Topic
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December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In college, we read Descartes and I was puzzled how anyone fell for "I think, therefore I am." "As if you can just decide things and DO THEM," I thought.
Yeah, so I'm late diagnosed ADHD. Holy shit, you really CAN just decide things and do them, and that's what they mean by "Executive Function."
Yeah, so I'm late diagnosed ADHD. Holy shit, you really CAN just decide things and do them, and that's what they mean by "Executive Function."
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In college, we read Descartes and I was puzzled how anyone fell for "I think, therefore I am." "As if you can just decide things and DO THEM," I thought.
Yeah, so I'm late diagnosed ADHD. Holy shit, you really CAN just decide things and do them, and that's what they mean by "Executive Function."
Yeah, so I'm late diagnosed ADHD. Holy shit, you really CAN just decide things and do them, and that's what they mean by "Executive Function."
wtf is wrong with us
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
wtf is wrong with us
I remember being a kid and watching my mom apply hand lotion after every time she got her hands wet at the sink. I didn't really get it, but now I realize that at a certain age one's cuticles and nails become THE DRYEST SUBSTANCE ON EARTH and this is required.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I remember being a kid and watching my mom apply hand lotion after every time she got her hands wet at the sink. I didn't really get it, but now I realize that at a certain age one's cuticles and nails become THE DRYEST SUBSTANCE ON EARTH and this is required.
It's Dec 5 and I'm done with my holiday shopping. Checking with myself to see if I'm OK.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's Dec 5 and I'm done with my holiday shopping. Checking with myself to see if I'm OK.
Maine Sen. Susan Collins voted to confirm this dangerous antivaxxer with his crew of lunacy, knowing full well what it was bringing, and Mainers should never forget.
“This has a great potential to cause harm, and I simply hope that the committee will accept its responsibility when this harm is caused,” ACIP member Joseph Hibbeln said after voting against changing the guidance. By @katieherchenroeder.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr.'s handpicked panel votes to end hepatitis B guidance for newborns
The committee now endorses "individual-based decision-making" for pregnant people who test negative for the virus.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Maine Sen. Susan Collins voted to confirm this dangerous antivaxxer with his crew of lunacy, knowing full well what it was bringing, and Mainers should never forget.