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Kelly Welles

@kellywelles.bsky.social

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Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing. .

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · May 1

OH HELLO. You all know I'm writing a football book at the mo but I've also written two novels. The Fear is a dark comedy about a mental health breakdown while working in a record shop & If I Were You is spec fic I wrote before Musky started putting chips in our heads. Links below...

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

ALT: a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h

Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

Before he ate it.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her

ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

Stealing all our tweed.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

Excellent idea. @dieworkwear.bsky.social Do you have a take on this strapping Norwegian footballer’s go at ‘English gent on a big weekender’?

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

He's Head Bitch In Charge mate.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

A fun weekend of rural activities.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

I think she probably lost control of him by the age of two when he hit five foot five and started eating trees between meals.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

It won't surprise you to know that I'm loving every single goddamned second of it.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

He'll have his brogues in there. Nicely buffed.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

Man's an absolute goon and I'm here for all of it.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

Who turns out to be a vet with a side hustle 😱

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

I live in a VERY rural area and this is what all the lads wear when they're off to blow some poor innocent creature into oblivion. I fear for Everton.