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KellybeeHTX

@kellybeehtx.bsky.social

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Semi-retired Boomer, Native Texan, & Air Force vet who cracks wise about politics, pop culture and Life. A fan of film, books, comics, classic TV, Star Trek, Astros, Texans, Rockets and Arsenal. Proud to say I've NEVER voted for the orange felon...3 times.

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 20h

When Republicans run out of people to sh*t on, they sh*t on themselves.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 1d

Betcha Cam Little could kick his silly little ass 70 yards at least

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 1d

The teams I root hard for are mentioned in my bio, but I’ll cheer for any team/club that beats the Yankees, Dodgers and Man U.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 2d

…the steady, reassuring voice of the late David McCullough, yes.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 2d

Makeup?
You mean, that’s not a mask?

a man with glasses and a blue shirt is making a scared face .

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 3d

Sitting in the dentist’s office with my grandson, with nothing else to do but watch the TV in the exam room, I’m reminded of something I haven’t thought about for years…

Scrappy-Doo is the most annoying animated character EVER.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 3d

#David'sMonthOfMusic
October 31 - Sometimes, something, somewhere, somebody in the title
"Somewhere" (Barbra Streisand, 1985)
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Barbra Streisand - Somewhere (Official Video)

YouTube video by barbrastreisandVEVO

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

a brown dog wearing a pink collar is laying on a couch

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

Cosplay Barbie has gotten just as skilled at LMAO* as her boss…

*Lying My Ass Off

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

Cornyn’s an empty suit, but Paxton could be way too toxic, even for Republicans in Texas.

Either way, Crockett would face an uphill campaign in a state that hasn’t elected a Democrat to the US Senate since Lloyd Bentsen in 1988.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

Granted, a big pile of rubble isn’t the best look for the White House, but wouldn’t it be an appropriate monument to the Trump presidency?

kermit the frog from the sesame street is looking at the camera with a black background

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks...not my actual birthday, though...just going with the theme of the day on #David'sMonthOfMusic

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 4d

#David'sMonthOfMusic
October 30 - MY BIRTHDAY! ***FREE CHOICE DAY***
"Captain Jarvis" (Noel Pointer, 1979)
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Noel Pointer - Captain Jarvis (1979)

YouTube video by JazzMan Dean

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 5d

The original…the best. Sorry, but Clooney and company can’t match Rat Pack Cool.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 5d

a black and white dog laying on a bed with the petcollective logo on the bottom right

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 5d

I've heard that telling lies repeatedly can be exhausting...

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 5d

#David'sMonthOfMusic
October 29- With "me" or "I" (I'll, I'm, I've, I'd) in the title
"Reach Out I'll Be There" (The Four Tops, 1967)
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Reach Out I'll Be There

YouTube video by The Four Tops - Topic

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 6d

My very first bicycle came from a Western Auto store.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 6d

Strangely enough, I'll be looking forward to this...

Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 7d

ATTENTION ALL BLUESKY FOLLOWERS FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My Mission Impossible dvd is arriving in just a few days. I will be rewatching the entire series.

I will be posting entire long essays about the brilliance that is Mission.

I will be posting rants about Ilsa.

You have been warned.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 6d

#David'sMonthOfMusic
October 28- A superlative in the title
"The Littlest Birds" (The Be Good Tanyas, 2000)
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The Be Good Tanyas - Littlest Birds [Official Music Video]

YouTube video by NettwerkMusic

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 6d

#David'sMonthOfMusic
October 27- relating to night
"Give Me the Night" (George Benson, 1980)
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George Benson - Give Me The Night (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]

YouTube video by RHINO

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 7d

2 impeachments and 34 felony convictions don’t sound like “the best numbers” to me

a black and white cat is sitting on a wood floor

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KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 7d

I remember “Murder At The World Series”, a fictional Fall Classic between the Astros and the Oakland A’s….most of the ballplayers were local high school and college guys.

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 7d

Agreed…comparing NYC and Houston is like comparing Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper…

KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 7d

Shirt or no shirt, he will always be a hero to those of us who live and die with the Astros