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Kelz
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What, that God Body shit?

📍Sunshine ☀️
80’s baby
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If you had access to me and lost access to me, today is NOT the day to try ya keycard.

Your keycard will NOT work.

Fuck your keycard.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My dad keep talking smack about us not eating til 8pm. So I just told him to put $100 on the table and I bet it’ll be ready before 4pm.

Mind you I’m starting everything now and not one 🥷🏾in this muh is helping me.

😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Did my 10 minutes on the vibration plate so basically I jogged for 3 miles all before 7am
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I ain’t prep nothing. Straight winging it the day of
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I want to kick this thanksgiving off by saying I can’t stand Charlie Wilson’s music
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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More of everything honestly
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have an hour to create an ad and all I want to do is lay here and scroll
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Who tf did this to Ray J?
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The thought of having to cook the day before having to cook is angering me. My eye is actually twitching

New rules: whoever is cooking thanksgiving dinner doesn’t have to cook the night before. Somebody else gotta order take out.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I can’t wait to watch waiting to exhale since that’s what I just decided to do for tomorrow’s movie pick
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am having the time of my life right now. It’s scary because I was just going through the hardest of times for so long and I can’t believe how free I feel now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Listening to Japanese Denim by Daniel Caesar
a man with gray hair is making a funny face and saying `` i just don 't understand '' .
ALT: a man with gray hair is making a funny face and saying `` i just don 't understand '' .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I woke up today feeling blessed and full of gratitude
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
SLACK
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mint or sleepy time
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ketchup, mustard, and relish
10. What do you like on your hot dog?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
All the same to me tbh
9. Which hurts more: emotional or physical cheating?
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A Million dollar profit
8. What is something that is on your bucket list?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Convenience. Nothing beats easy street
7. What do you value more: privacy or convenience?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Authentic connections
6. What is something that money can't buy?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Meditation, music, food, laughter, sex, big bodies of water
5. How do you calm your nervous system?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Carbs
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Going to the beach, cooking, working out, dining out, listening to music,
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Monday ❤️
2. What is your favorite day of the week?
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM