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Joanie 🎃

Joanie 🎃

@kelcijoan.bsky.social

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NOLA✨ writer ✨ anime lover ✨ spooky stuff ✨ nerd shit

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Jul 29

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Oct 5

Prolly during sex, too

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Oct 5

I just know Taylor and Travis say nigga at home 🤧

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Oct 5

I just know Taylor and Travis say nigga at home 🤧

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 26

That moment of panic where you really question if you know where your social security card is

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 26

Why is everyone acting like Halloween isn’t right around the corner!? 😭 nigga it’s go time 🎃

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 26

Can you imagine what the posts would’ve been like on social media during the Sopranos finale!? 😭

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Because she can and she should 😭

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

It’s….it’s…a white man 🫣

Oh, hello hello! 💕🇵🇸🔆✨ @ohha1ashley.bsky.social · Sep 21

BLOCK THAT NIGGA!!!!!!

(Unless that’s your husband.)

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

This one 🤣

Miss Honè @maxinemilli.bsky.social · Sep 21

Send ❌❌❌

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Goddamn uh…goddamn…

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

I get moneyyyyy yes please!!

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

SOS: A married man keeps sending fire emojis what do I do!?!? 😭

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Get into it

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Get into it

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Fucking whiplash

Gabby🦋📚 @melaninn05.bsky.social · Sep 21

Deciding to masturbate is actually fucking hilarious. you just be scrolling, watching tv, chillin or sum, then all of a sudden you're like

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 20

All I’ve had in the last 24 hours is beer, deep fried cheese, and cigarettes. No wonder Europeans are so damn skinny

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Excuse me for trying to see my hg

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Oh, I didn’t know you was in town. Let’s meet up! @ashagreyjoy.bsky.social 👐🏾

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 17

A preview of Jimmy Fallon’s next show now that they got Kimmel

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 17

Anywho, headed to Amsterdam

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’m tired, boss

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 17

Watching white people talk themselves in circles about that man’s death and virtue signaling hard af and not a single one of them has considered the perspective of or shows a willingness to just listen to black people….

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Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 17

If I could smoke fear away I’d roll that mf’er up

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 10

And they still won’t address gun control

Joanie 🎃 @kelcijoan.bsky.social · Sep 10

‘Counting or not counting gang violence’ being your last words (horrible take btw) is…uh…pretty yikes