Kelly Bonsignore
@kelbons.bsky.social
Sarcastic. Tired. Quirky. Weirdo.
Witches broom workshop
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Witches broom workshop
That time we kept moving Em’s American Girl doll around, and they became convinced that she was haunted…
I’m such a great mom. 🫠
I’m such a great mom. 🫠
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That time we kept moving Em’s American Girl doll around, and they became convinced that she was haunted…
I’m such a great mom. 🫠
I’m such a great mom. 🫠
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s almost time for the Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant!
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September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It’s almost time for the Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant!
Get yours today:
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Get yours today:
craftyinsomniac.etsy.com/listing/4363...
I can’t remember ever having seen a moon as bright as tonight.
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I can’t remember ever having seen a moon as bright as tonight.
August in New York: where the grass is crunchy, and nothing grows except the weeds.
August 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
August in New York: where the grass is crunchy, and nothing grows except the weeds.
Pretty girl has claimed my new Halloween wreath.
August 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pretty girl has claimed my new Halloween wreath.
Two purring babies. I really did not need to get out of bed this morning…
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Two purring babies. I really did not need to get out of bed this morning…
Just spent a week camping with family & friends. I am the *only* person that was bitten. I literally have more than two dozen bug bites all over my legs, arms and upper back!
August 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just spent a week camping with family & friends. I am the *only* person that was bitten. I literally have more than two dozen bug bites all over my legs, arms and upper back!
Only two days in, and I really miss my baby furballs!
August 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Only two days in, and I really miss my baby furballs!
A fresh batch of pizzelles for camp. As you do.
July 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A fresh batch of pizzelles for camp. As you do.
Listen to the only podcast episode that features all of Jessica’s arch enemies.
NEW What’s Up Weirdo podcast episode 👻 Spoiler-free reviews of James Gunn’s Superman, & new horror reboot sequel I Know What You Did Last Summer, Plus South Park, Supernatural, Code Enforcement (again), SpongeBob headstones, The Sycamore Gap tree, Panda facts + much more! Linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Listen to the only podcast episode that features all of Jessica’s arch enemies.
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The message in Happy Gilmore 2 is that bettering yourself & taking care of your family is the real way to be cool. A male-centric sports movie & doesn’t have a single sexist joke. He cast his own daughters, wife, his friends & their relatives. Adam Sandler is a real man & the GOAT
July 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The message in Happy Gilmore 2 is that bettering yourself & taking care of your family is the real way to be cool. A male-centric sports movie & doesn’t have a single sexist joke. He cast his own daughters, wife, his friends & their relatives. Adam Sandler is a real man & the GOAT
Alivia Goncalves is my hero!
July 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Alivia Goncalves is my hero!
The neighbors rented a bouncy castle. If I go over there, maybe they’ll let me go down the slide? I really want them to clap and tell me “Good Job!”
July 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The neighbors rented a bouncy castle. If I go over there, maybe they’ll let me go down the slide? I really want them to clap and tell me “Good Job!”
Rare shot of Deaky actually playing with a toy…
July 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Rare shot of Deaky actually playing with a toy…
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This bill is a disaster for the country, and a threat to our democracy.
op: @katiecouric.bsky.social
op: @katiecouric.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This bill is a disaster for the country, and a threat to our democracy.
op: @katiecouric.bsky.social
op: @katiecouric.bsky.social
How we’ve been dealing with the heatwave…
June 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How we’ve been dealing with the heatwave…
A pedicure and a facial in the same day? Sometimes it’s OK to spoil yourself. 😌
June 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A pedicure and a facial in the same day? Sometimes it’s OK to spoil yourself. 😌
When you’re outside and they can’t be more than three feet away from you…
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When you’re outside and they can’t be more than three feet away from you…
Join us!
Your brains will be blown away with weirdness.
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June 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Join us!
She is not making it easy to get work done.
May 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
She is not making it easy to get work done.
I’ve been home for 24 hours, and he’s barely left my side.
May 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’ve been home for 24 hours, and he’s barely left my side.
What have I gotten myself into with this project??
I’ve hauled 1000 pounds of stone so far (all by myself), and I’m only halfway done.
I’ve hauled 1000 pounds of stone so far (all by myself), and I’m only halfway done.
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What have I gotten myself into with this project??
I’ve hauled 1000 pounds of stone so far (all by myself), and I’m only halfway done.
I’ve hauled 1000 pounds of stone so far (all by myself), and I’m only halfway done.
Child comes home for Mother’s Day and pilfers my change dish of every quarter for the laundromat. That’s love. 😂
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Child comes home for Mother’s Day and pilfers my change dish of every quarter for the laundromat. That’s love. 😂