Kathy Flann
@keflann.bsky.social
Writer, 4 books, incl. How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters. Words in McSweeney’s, Boston Globe, WaPo, Slate, HuffPo. Member HWA, SFWA
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Kathy Flann
@keflann.bsky.social
· Jul 16
A lifelong Republican speaks out! My latest for Weekly Humorist #humor @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
My toxic trait is that when someone says we should try a new restaurant, I say, “Do they have beer cheese?”
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My toxic trait is that when someone says we should try a new restaurant, I say, “Do they have beer cheese?”
Reposted by Kathy Flann
If there's one thing that we can agree is hilarious, it's got to be climate policy, am I right? My latest #satire Link in comments. #climatechange #widlife
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If there's one thing that we can agree is hilarious, it's got to be climate policy, am I right? My latest #satire Link in comments. #climatechange #widlife
Jeans: “Neither comfortable nor warm!”
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jeans: “Neither comfortable nor warm!”
If there's one thing that we can agree is hilarious, it's got to be climate policy, am I right? My latest #satire Link in comments. #climatechange #widlife
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If there's one thing that we can agree is hilarious, it's got to be climate policy, am I right? My latest #satire Link in comments. #climatechange #widlife
Groupon: “Forget Black Friday — We’ve got you covered all year for full-sized ten packs of hemp lotion.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Groupon: “Forget Black Friday — We’ve got you covered all year for full-sized ten packs of hemp lotion.”
Fun fact — this holiday was actually founded for introverts desperate to avoid the awkwardness of Thanks Accepting.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fun fact — this holiday was actually founded for introverts desperate to avoid the awkwardness of Thanks Accepting.
Sure, Mondays are rough, but have you tried carrying the weekend with you in Day 3 dry shampoo hair?
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sure, Mondays are rough, but have you tried carrying the weekend with you in Day 3 dry shampoo hair?
Signs we’re using too much hyperbole: My third grader lost his nickel and said, “Dear God, this is a total nightmare.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Signs we’re using too much hyperbole: My third grader lost his nickel and said, “Dear God, this is a total nightmare.”
Not me reflecting on the amazing job Ken Burns does of capturing harsh living conditions while I brush my yorkie-poo’s teeth.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not me reflecting on the amazing job Ken Burns does of capturing harsh living conditions while I brush my yorkie-poo’s teeth.
It’s a strange world that has fingers crossed for the weirdly specific scenario that Tucker Carlson raises a daughter like Liz Cheney.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s a strange world that has fingers crossed for the weirdly specific scenario that Tucker Carlson raises a daughter like Liz Cheney.
Pic doesn’t do justice to how many seniors come out weekly to protest at this intersection. They’re also on other corners. #Baltimore
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pic doesn’t do justice to how many seniors come out weekly to protest at this intersection. They’re also on other corners. #Baltimore
It’s International Stress Awareness Week! I don’t know about you, but I am aware.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s International Stress Awareness Week! I don’t know about you, but I am aware.
This evening, my dog slammed my laptop shut with a paw and said, “Neither time nor kibble is a construct.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This evening, my dog slammed my laptop shut with a paw and said, “Neither time nor kibble is a construct.”
Just a quick note to say my 9yo son and I now wear the same shoe size.
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just a quick note to say my 9yo son and I now wear the same shoe size.
I’m embarrassed to say I don’t remember Mr. Rooter’s first name.
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m embarrassed to say I don’t remember Mr. Rooter’s first name.
My dog kept tiptoeing downstairs in the pitch black last night — he usually sleeps like a 10-pound rock. I heard him go again and followed, bracing for an intruder, a fire, a cocaine bear. But in fact, he was inspecting the empty timed feeder I’d brought out of storage to check the batteries
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My dog kept tiptoeing downstairs in the pitch black last night — he usually sleeps like a 10-pound rock. I heard him go again and followed, bracing for an intruder, a fire, a cocaine bear. But in fact, he was inspecting the empty timed feeder I’d brought out of storage to check the batteries
Dear Republicans, it’s not “joking” if you actually mean it. Instead, it’s called “laughing.” Examples of the distinction between “joking” and “laughing” include Scar and Chucky.
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dear Republicans, it’s not “joking” if you actually mean it. Instead, it’s called “laughing.” Examples of the distinction between “joking” and “laughing” include Scar and Chucky.
ONE place had a “kids’ martini” — really a Shirley Temple — and now my 8yo marches into every establishment, like “Can I get a martini or?”
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ONE place had a “kids’ martini” — really a Shirley Temple — and now my 8yo marches into every establishment, like “Can I get a martini or?”
Almost every day, someone points at my Yorkie mix and asks his age and I say nine, and they go, “What?? But he’s so little!” and I’ve legitimately become curious if everyone knows how small dogs work. 👀
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Almost every day, someone points at my Yorkie mix and asks his age and I say nine, and they go, “What?? But he’s so little!” and I’ve legitimately become curious if everyone knows how small dogs work. 👀
The “out of control” people of Portland:
a man with a beard wearing a striped shirt is smiling
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a striped shirt is smiling
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The “out of control” people of Portland:
That thing happened where a stranger waved …. at someone behind me why does this always feel like a small death? 🤣
a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
Alt: a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That thing happened where a stranger waved …. at someone behind me why does this always feel like a small death? 🤣
Travel dental floss: Because the only thing stopping people from flossing on vacation is the gi-normous container.
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Travel dental floss: Because the only thing stopping people from flossing on vacation is the gi-normous container.
This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs
My neuro-divergent child has once again cracked himself up singing, “Self-control to Major Tom, Self-control to Major Tom…THIS IS SELF CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!”
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My neuro-divergent child has once again cracked himself up singing, “Self-control to Major Tom, Self-control to Major Tom…THIS IS SELF CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!”