Kaz Jones
@kazjones.bsky.social
Currently Painter and Printmaker
Ex-archaeology lecturer, saxophonist & singer
Childless cat lady
www.kazjonesart.co.uk
Ex-archaeology lecturer, saxophonist & singer
Childless cat lady
www.kazjonesart.co.uk
The other three watercolours of standing stones now available 2/2
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The other three watercolours of standing stones now available 2/2
Just realised there were six of my Ancient Britain watercolours that I’d forgotten to put up on my website (kazjonesart.co.uk)! So these are now available! 1/2
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just realised there were six of my Ancient Britain watercolours that I’d forgotten to put up on my website (kazjonesart.co.uk)! So these are now available! 1/2
Husband (gazing into opposite neighbour's front room): "They're watching 'Die Hard'"
Me: "Oh, is 'Die Hard' on?"
Husband: "Dai Hardon? The Welsh porn star?"
Reader, we laughed and laughed and laughed
Me: "Oh, is 'Die Hard' on?"
Husband: "Dai Hardon? The Welsh porn star?"
Reader, we laughed and laughed and laughed
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Husband (gazing into opposite neighbour's front room): "They're watching 'Die Hard'"
Me: "Oh, is 'Die Hard' on?"
Husband: "Dai Hardon? The Welsh porn star?"
Reader, we laughed and laughed and laughed
Me: "Oh, is 'Die Hard' on?"
Husband: "Dai Hardon? The Welsh porn star?"
Reader, we laughed and laughed and laughed
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TO AUSTERLITZ!
(because it’s the 220th anniversary)
(because it’s the 220th anniversary)
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
TO AUSTERLITZ!
(because it’s the 220th anniversary)
(because it’s the 220th anniversary)
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This is the whole reason why we need Arts and Sciences both prioritised for young people, not just STEM. Humans are all different and we need to learn from each other.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This is the whole reason why we need Arts and Sciences both prioritised for young people, not just STEM. Humans are all different and we need to learn from each other.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I Heard a Bird Sing
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,"
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/i-hear...
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,"
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/i-hear...
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I Heard a Bird Sing
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,"
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/i-hear...
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,"
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/i-hear...
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"Cats before they hypnotise us" marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Cats before they hypnotise us" marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
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Edvard Munch’s The Sun, 1909
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Edvard Munch’s The Sun, 1909
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@profanity.accountant I generally swear like a docker in real life (because it’s big AND clever!) so let’s see, shall we?
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@profanity.accountant I generally swear like a docker in real life (because it’s big AND clever!) so let’s see, shall we?
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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jesus honly christ
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
jesus honly christ
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayhglimve4fbwilzyfjedpa56xwmjq4oriqqs62atkospprs6x5y@jpeg)
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And who could not then believe in sea gods and portals to the other world (thanks @dgplacenames.bsky.social for sharing)
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And who could not then believe in sea gods and portals to the other world (thanks @dgplacenames.bsky.social for sharing)