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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you!! I’m very pleased with myself lol

Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 5h

Today’s culinary feats: these taco roll up things, some chai sugar cookies (I need to ice them but I may leave them as is), and it’s Sunday so we’ve got my steak dinner

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 12h

It’s a perfect fall day to not watch sports, but to watch Practical Magic and bake all the things

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

I wanted to say, buddy I ain’t happy; I stay informed on current events and the USA is fuckin cooked. But I was a good girl and just smiled and said “thank you” like I was taught by the Taylor Swift Trad-wife Pipeline

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

I’m writing it down because I still can’t fully comprehend why he felt the need to repeat. I think I ended the convo the last time he said it with “well it’s because I saw oasis this year, they fixed me” because that’s a joke I often make. I just don’t get it man

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

The second time he said it I just laughed. The third time I think I made a comment about how I got rid a lot of dead weight in my life and that really made a difference. When he kept saying it I thought maybe he was fishing for a return compliment so I said “thanks, so do you” etc

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Last story of the day: ran into someone I used to spend a bit of time with and he told me how happy I looked at least six times over the course of the conversation. Like, it felt like he went out of his way to say it. First time I just said thanks, because what else was I supposed to say?

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Shoutout to the homie watching his instagram reels on full blast next to me at the bar.

Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway, go cards I guess

Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Nice?

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t we just call this Uk game already. I need to sleep

Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

I face enough fears just waking up every day

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Do we *really* need to bring back Fear Factor?

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

All my teams are still losing, so the good news is it’s been an awful evening!

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Sports night was hijacked by a drunken acquaintance catching me up on her relationship drama 3 inches from my face with her cigarette breath. I am traumatized

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Why in the fuck is Miami wearing camo? Is there a lot of forest in Coral Gables they need to hide in?

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Mark Stoops should be ashamed to show his face in Lexington

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Idk man

I don’t fucking know why I watch Kentucky football

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK TENNESSEE

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao. Can’t wait to go to the boy aquarium

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Well I jinxed them, I must be a real fan

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

If I’m really gonna do this, shout out to this fun google thing so I can follow my favorite sport when I’m out

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

Kentucky football is cooked but I can’t not say it

Alabama Fan Hates Tennessee - Hilarious, funny interview

YouTube video by Beth Simmons

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

We shall see! I think it’s a big step that actually chose hockey over everything else on a Friday night in 😂

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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really making an effort to watch hockey this year! But I really need a team to follow if I’m going to care. I’m a Cincinnati Reds fan so I probably need to find a team of a similar frustration level 😂

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