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Kristie
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“I’m not stupid. I speak Italian.”
I’m at the grocery store. Gods help me
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m using a peppermint lip balm, and when I take a drink of coffee it almost tricks my brain into thinking it’s a fun Christmas drink
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not Taylor saying she turns on Dateline to tune out. That’s my favorite sleep show

Celebs, they’re just like us
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What the actual fuck is Taylor wearing in Colbert right now
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Kristie
everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The phones have ears.

Ended up getting NYC Lily Allen tickets, thanks to dear Newmo, and my TikTok is already peppering me with cocktail bar recommendations!

This is not a complaint.
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
As usual Ticketmaster and live nation can kiss my whole fucking ass
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oasis fans are Easter egging Liam’s tweets like SwiftAnon, and I am honestly here for it
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s going to be a very long winter.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Tonight’s girl dinner is brought to you by Kraft Mac and cheese and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Cherry Tree vol 7 arrived today!! A show from 2007 and a 2026 calendar. 🥹🥹🥹
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Honorable mention to Nobody’s Son. That song is so darn good
5.) Sabrina Carpenter
*Tornado Warnings
* Don’t Smile
*Juno
*Feather
*Skinny Dipping
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
How can Avatar being nominated for Cinematic and Box Office achievement when it hasn’t even had a wide release yet?
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Listen, my uniform is typically jeans and a hoodie, but I wanted to wear something different out today. I seriously fretted about this for thirty minutes and almost changed. But I sucked it up, and went out today in this get-up. And so many people had complimented me! I’m glad i beat my fears.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I find myself relating a little too strongly too this song tonight.
Taylor Swift - right where you left me (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jalapeño cheese sticks
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Underrated Oasis tune
Part Of The Queue
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I bought this sweatshirt at the UK Student Center in 2002 and I still wear it to this day (i did get rid of the collar)
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Some people count dry spells in days since a sexual partner.

I’m counting my dry spell in days since I last used efficient public transportation.

It’s been almost six months and I am *thirsty*
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Did I just queue up the entirety of West End Girl on TouchTunes?

I sure FUCKIN DID
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Go cats!
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The NCAA Volleyball tournament should be a prime time event, I swear to god
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Well, I clipped my coupons for groceries in the morning during this game
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Live look at me watching this game
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not bad enough I’m sat here watching the cats get beat by damn near 30 points, the last two people who sat next to me smell like ASS. This is the worst
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM