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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Oct 1

I've lost a couple of huge worlds so I understand the panic! Glad it worked out for you. 😅

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Sep 17

I had the Mythology and the Spyology one and as an adult was gifted the Dragonology one after talking about how often I borrowed it from the library as a kid. ❤️

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Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · Sep 8

It’s still Free Palestine over here.

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Sep 9

Say what you will about us traumatized church kids, but at least our sense of humor is top notch 😅

AuDHD Adventures @audhd-adventures.bsky.social · Sep 9

🦊: Wait a second! Is cinnamon raisin bread just two in one communion?
🐦‍⬛: Yes it is. So is a grape jelly sandwich... And spotted dick.
🦊: This feels sacrilegious.
🐦‍⬛: This is where the religious and gener-raisin-al trauma meet.

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Sep 2

Typical. "I can't see anything wrong with you miss, (except for obvious anemia) it must be psychosomatic!" Doctors really haven't changed in 130 years.

#DraculaDaily

A chunk of text from Dracula in the September 2nd entry. Highlighted are the parts where Doctor Seward says "I could easily see she is somewhat bloodless" and later "I have come to the conclusion that it must be something mental"

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 23

So much fun! I've been going to games since I was a tween! Here's a picture I took at the latest event of my sister making me a distaff. 💙

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 23

Lots of stone fruits have cyanide or compounds that make cyanide in their pits! Like cherries, plumbs and peaches! So long as you don't eat the seed you're safe! 😊

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 23

Did you go to a highland games? I perform at multiple games on the East Coast!

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 21

I'm about to go ruffle some feathers on FB. Asking the local pastors to tell their flock to stop harassing my coworkers with tracts. Pray for me 😬

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 20

Hot take, if you bring a small child to a fast food joint and give them a drink that's bigger than their head. You shouldn't get mad at them when they inevitably drop it.

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 9

The mean voices in my brain: jeez, what would the elves say about you using your beautiful Rivendell bowl for yogurt just because you were too lazy to do dishes?!

Elrond appearing in my brain: I would say that Rivendell was made to be a house of healing and rest and you deserve to rest.

Me: ok 🥹

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 9

"all took place more quickly than it takes to write these words." Whitby, baby, that's not hard. You spent two pages waxing poetic about the sky in a newspaper article. 😆

#DraculaDaily #August8th #Dracula

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Aug 6

Oh my Gosh, fresh sourdough bread, slathered in butter, and dipped in Dal Palak is food of the gods. The flavors of heaven danced in my mouth and for a moment the world became a better place.

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Jul 18

So glad my library had the choose your autism flavor books when I was a kid, really helped shape me and my friends

A collection of the Ology books. Each book was large, interactive, and colorful. The books pictured are Monsterology, Dragonology, Alienology, Oceanology, Wizardology, Pirateology, Egyptology, Vampireology, Spyology, and Mythology.

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Ames ✍️🧶🐩🐶🐢🦜💚 @justamyzing.bsky.social · Jun 14

Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate!

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · Jun 10

Had an interesting night last night... I was dreaming I was eating strawberries and then was promptly awoken by the taste of earwax because I had stuck an earplug into my mouth and bit into it like a strawberry. This has never happened before. I am confusion. and also deeply disgusted.

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 25

Doing a grounding exercise while hiding in the cooler at work be like... find one Red object: Gatorade! One orange object: Gatorade! One yellow object: Gatorade!

Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 22

As a janitor, dealing with this exact thing all week, can confirm.

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 22

Why?

a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car .

ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car .

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 21

🤣

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 17

I.. uh... What? Cars had...? Why? 🤨

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 17

a man with a beard is pointing up at the sky

ALT: a man with a beard is pointing up at the sky

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 15

@charlieeldred.bsky.social thanks for the idea!

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 15

@justamyzing.bsky.social It's done!
Yes I spilled tea on it as I was working and didn't restart because I'm in my "learning to embrace imperfection" era.
I saw another post of yours where you were wearing a lavender shirt so I went with lavender and hot pink as the color scheme.

A pink and purple spider-woman with a tortoise hanging off her webs. The top corner says The Amyzing Spider-Woman & Tytus as it was based on user @justamyzing's post about bright pink kinesiology tape.

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Kaylee LaMonster @kayleelamonster.bsky.social · May 15

Almost done with the base sketch but I need you to see this decor I found while looking for reference photos www.etsy.com/listing/1087...

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