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Kausza
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your friendly neighborhood cow thing
fell out of bed and landed so hard I woke up thinking there was an earthquake AMA
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Kausza
;)
July 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
me looking at myself in the mirror 3 hours after i was so tired i could pass out: wow. i look like shit! hahaha oh well
July 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
man i feel fat and useless lol. I guess that's what staying home and being sedentary does to you right. I don't mind being useless atm but def need to eat less and move my body more
June 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
prepared to milk, slaughter and sell goats on my homestead in 10 years... the dream!! they make SO much more sense than cows wtf
June 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i already feel a bit lonely here lacking intimacy, even platonic. not looking forward to moving back to the states where i am going to be, hilariously ironically, so much more socially isolated. and on top of that going back to western toilets. i'm gonna be down bad
May 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
sometimes i wonder what y'all think reading thru. i guess there's a reason why there's only 28 of you, which means there's about 3. i think I'm.pretty funny sometimes. on good nights mostly. but i enjoy life these days generally and imma hold on to that
May 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
aight music gotta go off cuz i see my gecko roomie and it look upset, i see u man i hear u. no sweat. lil dude is the best i ever got and i ain't about to lose it
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
sometimes in life you find yourself dance dancin and pouring yourself a cup of tea at 11:41pm
May 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
when ur village crush is married with child bc the only people your age within a 30 mile radius are married with child
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sitting inside my room looking at my phone: :(
sitting outside my room looking at this: :)
April 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
being an adult is accidentally buying too many tubes of toothpaste and being excited to finish one of your tubes in probably a couple of weeks so that you have fewer tubes of toothpaste in your possession
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
'where do you want to be in 5 years'
listening to r&b in the bright morning sun of my apartment, a bowl of fresh blueberries in my lap, my cat at my feet waiting for the baked goods i just put in the oven
April 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i appear to be done with my mildly unhinged and self-absorbed soliloquy. it is 12:15am. time for viva pinate perhaps
April 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
so anyways back from vietnam which was lit asf, i rlly hope i don't get sent home before i am supposed to but let's see
April 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
o yea another one jsut here to say that i feel like my social exp has gained 13 levels since 2 yrs ago also i am @#$% wild when i am drunk but like in a good way and i love it. like being prepared to leave a group of french strangers i just chatted up behind so that i can run to the clubs and dance
April 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i'm hungry for meeting people in person now that i have a single inkling of how this whole thing works tbh. give me a decently sized city and a job that allows me to go out catch me at dances bars clubs boys and girls i'll work it outttttt 100% organic let's go let's gooooo
April 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
sweating ur ass off in 9pm 80 degrees w/ a towel as a shawl bc the only other clean shirt u got is sweaty af and u ain’t want more mosquito bites and they already itching but u can’t put on insect repellent cause u gon get on a long distance bus in an hour
March 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
anyway I am 6 days into my trip and have come down with a cold bc I was stupid and went out for my first nights in country. at least I am the only occupant in this hostel room tonight lol
March 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
is it my turn to lament online about being a sad, single 26+ year old?

(looks at calendar)

ah- no that will be in 10 months when I am 30 and will have been single for 3 years. right. well
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
sad like expecting to see your friend at the neighborhood playground and they aren’t there and you’re not sure if you’re going to see them again
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i miss my accordion man
March 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
solo travel like stopping to watch beach rats scuttle across the sidewalk for 5 minutes and not having to justify yourself
March 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Kausza
I showed you prosocial behavior, pls respond
March 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I did these way too damn nice to just be made into bandanas 😭
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM