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@katyshep.bsky.social

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Elon stole my account. Starting all over again. Always woke, always European, not quite brave enough to start throwing milkshakes (yet). England UK

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 10h

Wish I could persuade mine out in the rain ☔

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 10h

Look at those eyelashes!

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 10h

Proud Grandma 👏. He is a very handsome fella. How old is he?

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 13h

😂

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 13h

And all we'll be left with is pap.

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 13h

24hr surveillance. That picture has a very Halloweeny feel to it 👻☠️

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 13h

Oh yes, it was good.

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 13h

He got the whole damn biscuit. Was going to give him half, but he kept staring. The chocolate topping has got so thin & stingy now I'm not worried about poisoning him.

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 15h

He got the biscuit 🍪🤣

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 15h

Double 😱😱

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 15h

🏖️🍹

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 15h

I gave in 😭.

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 16h

Herbie has had a walk & would very much like to go to sleep. But Mummy has a chocolate biscuit & if he can just keep his eyes open a little bit longer, he thinks it will be his.
#greyhounds

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

Yum. Share-zees Cora?

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

Power (& cookies) to the people! ✊

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

I think you & Mr Finch are going to get all the sweeties on Halloween.

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

I think RFKjr is working on it for him, but he's a bit busy with measles at the moment.

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

I've certainly sloshed up on a few shores with no ability to say "enough".

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 17h

Really, dread to think, but there seems to be a wand involved. Poor Japanese tourists visiting an English pub & finding a roll of Andrex sitting on the cistern with 3 sheets of paper left on it.

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 21h

I would have happily given those bum-bums a little kiss.

katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 22h

"Good morning, are you here for your front cleansing Madam?"

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 22h

Not like humankind has a good record when it comes to saying "enough".

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 22h

Imagine the early film & animation studios & the craft that went into a few minutes of viewing time.

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 22h

And somewhere an LLM has already taken her words, copied them & chewed them into an ersatz essay for an undergrad assignment, diluting & distorting them with every iteration.

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katyshep.bsky.social @katyshep.bsky.social · 22h

I bet Shayla negotiates rates.