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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 28

Took her to a rage room and she started hitting ME

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 28

went to apply at Walmart for a job and they showed a video of me at self checkout #fy

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 27

Whose white baby is this? 🤣🤣🤣

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 23

Cashier: YOUR CARD DECLINED!

Me: It Was LOCKED relax

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 22

my card declined at subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did…

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

my card declined at subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me. Tf?

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

Parent: Why hasn't ______ been round lately? I thought you were friends.

Me: Fuck that bitch

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

MY "SHUT UP BITCH" GAME STRONG AS FUCK

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 16

i wish crackheads had snapchat, i’d be watching their stories all day.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

fuck a breakup you ever found a funny tweet then Twitter refreshes your feed on accident

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

1st date we going bowling so i can teach you how to stay in your lane

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

mfs be wearing Dior but sleep on Difloor

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

yall ever realized we floating in the middle of space on a rock paying bills on this mf?

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

Katt Williams tried to warn diddy 😱😱

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

Shit happens when you trust the wrong people.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 15

We never "lose" friends, we just learn who our real ones are.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 14

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 14

If I text you its because I wanna talk to you..Not get responses like "K', "Yes", "Nm" or "Ha"

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 14

The ugliest girls have the biggest egos..

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Katt Williams @kattwilliamss.bsky.social · Nov 14

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text #fy

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