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Kate
@kateness.bsky.social
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I’m doing amazing, sweetie
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 3d
Oh my gosh, I want to run my fingertips along it (in a clean way)
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 3d
One of my special skills is waiting to eat until I get hangry that you’re not feeding me
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 14d
Anybody can interact, but will anybody interact? One like = one prayer, say amen and get a squirrel to cross your path
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15d
No that’s a tortellini
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 17d
Where the lie though
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 17d
Idk man, if my mother was with apple cider vinegar idk if I’d BRAG about it
The front of a glass bottle of Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar. Lol that’s really the name, it’s not the joke. Oh and it says “with ‘the Mother’” in a red little oval bubble. It’s unpasteurized and organic and raw-unfiltered. The label is yellow and the liquid is light orange
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 17d
Haha farts
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 17d
A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Sep 9
I hope she knows what she’s doing this time
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Sep 8
Talking to my nipples like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?”
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 30
I really don’t want to go to sleep in case it happens and I miss it
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 28
Seriously, this would be a green flag for me
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 23
Based on what I know I just assume all British guys’ cum tastes like Worcestershire sauce
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 19
Judging you based on this one picture, you’re good. It’s not taken from your lap in terrible lighting
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 19
I was hoping for some fre shavacados
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 19
I just swallowed my coffee wrong and basically died at this coffee shop and the guy next to me got up and left. Life hack!

P.S. new band name, Coughing! At the Coffee Shop
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 5
It’s the middle of the day now but vanilla wafers sound good as heck
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Aug 5
I hate being hungry in the middle of the night because I have to tell myself no, and myself really doesn’t like that
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 30
My hobbies include adding items to an online shopping cart at 2am
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 28
Just once I’d like to post something without a typo
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 28
Just once I’d like to thrown down my enemy and smite his ruin upon the mountainside
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 24
In the Cars universe the reality tv show was called The Wheel World
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 23
A garden nursery sign for Urban Earth, a nursery in Fremont (Seattle, Washington) the sign reads “trans kids are the fuchsia, happy pride month” is surrounded by greenery. A stop sign and a bit of street in the foreground
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 22
I’ve found my people. I hate when people say my name lol 😆

It’s either condescending, feigning intimacy, or needing something from me. And I hate all those

I first noticed on dating apps when guys would message me “Hey Kate” and I would instantly get annoyed lol
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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · Jul 18
Asking that question? Third child