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Kate
@kateness.bsky.social
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I’m doing amazing, sweetie
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Oh my gosh, I want to run my fingertips along it (in a clean way)
One of my special skills is waiting to eat until I get hangry that you’re not feeding me
Anybody can interact, but will anybody interact? One like = one prayer, say amen and get a squirrel to cross your path
No that’s a tortellini
Where the lie though
Idk man, if my mother was with apple cider vinegar idk if I’d BRAG about it
A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli
I hope she knows what she’s doing this time
Talking to my nipples like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?”
I really don’t want to go to sleep in case it happens and I miss it
Seriously, this would be a green flag for me
Based on what I know I just assume all British guys’ cum tastes like Worcestershire sauce
Judging you based on this one picture, you’re good. It’s not taken from your lap in terrible lighting
I was hoping for some fre shavacados
I just swallowed my coffee wrong and basically died at this coffee shop and the guy next to me got up and left. Life hack!

P.S. new band name, Coughing! At the Coffee Shop
It’s the middle of the day now but vanilla wafers sound good as heck
I hate being hungry in the middle of the night because I have to tell myself no, and myself really doesn’t like that
My hobbies include adding items to an online shopping cart at 2am
Just once I’d like to post something without a typo
Just once I’d like to thrown down my enemy and smite his ruin upon the mountainside
In the Cars universe the reality tv show was called The Wheel World
I’ve found my people. I hate when people say my name lol 😆

It’s either condescending, feigning intimacy, or needing something from me. And I hate all those

I first noticed on dating apps when guys would message me “Hey Kate” and I would instantly get annoyed lol
Asking that question? Third child