Rex A. Jones
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at https://buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.
Stuntman wanted. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m clicker training Oscar, but he is refusing to do any tricks until I hire a body double.
Caption: I’m clicker training Oscar, but he is refusing to do any tricks until I hire a body double.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Stuntman wanted. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m clicker training Oscar, but he is refusing to do any tricks until I hire a body double.
Caption: I’m clicker training Oscar, but he is refusing to do any tricks until I hire a body double.
Where’s Tom? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: So now maybe they won’t find you. Well, it worked for Waldo.
Caption: So now maybe they won’t find you. Well, it worked for Waldo.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Where’s Tom? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: So now maybe they won’t find you. Well, it worked for Waldo.
Caption: So now maybe they won’t find you. Well, it worked for Waldo.
Eggbound ego. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I tried getting in touch with my inner child, but he won’t come out of his shell.
Caption: I tried getting in touch with my inner child, but he won’t come out of his shell.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Eggbound ego. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I tried getting in touch with my inner child, but he won’t come out of his shell.
Caption: I tried getting in touch with my inner child, but he won’t come out of his shell.
Dietary restrictions. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: So you can’t have milk, big deal. This is the list of things my dad says I can’t eat.
Caption: So you can’t have milk, big deal. This is the list of things my dad says I can’t eat.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Dietary restrictions. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: So you can’t have milk, big deal. This is the list of things my dad says I can’t eat.
Caption: So you can’t have milk, big deal. This is the list of things my dad says I can’t eat.
Never more than once. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Seriously? We poop in our water dish, and you have a problem with my double dipping my pellets?
Caption: Seriously? We poop in our water dish, and you have a problem with my double dipping my pellets?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Never more than once. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Seriously? We poop in our water dish, and you have a problem with my double dipping my pellets?
Caption: Seriously? We poop in our water dish, and you have a problem with my double dipping my pellets?
Sushi Italiano no-no. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You’ll just have to settle for a veggie roll, the Japanese restaurant doesn’t make anchovy sashimi.
Caption: You’ll just have to settle for a veggie roll, the Japanese restaurant doesn’t make anchovy sashimi.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sushi Italiano no-no. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You’ll just have to settle for a veggie roll, the Japanese restaurant doesn’t make anchovy sashimi.
Caption: You’ll just have to settle for a veggie roll, the Japanese restaurant doesn’t make anchovy sashimi.
Upping your game. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Upping your game. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Who’s operant conditioning who? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’ve trained him to give me treats whenever I want, and when he does, he makes this cute little clicking sound.
Caption: I’ve trained him to give me treats whenever I want, and when he does, he makes this cute little clicking sound.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Who’s operant conditioning who? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’ve trained him to give me treats whenever I want, and when he does, he makes this cute little clicking sound.
Caption: I’ve trained him to give me treats whenever I want, and when he does, he makes this cute little clicking sound.
Unappetizing nom de plume fail. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I doubt changing your name to Tofurkey will save you from being eaten on Thanksgiving.
Caption: I doubt changing your name to Tofurkey will save you from being eaten on Thanksgiving.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Unappetizing nom de plume fail. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I doubt changing your name to Tofurkey will save you from being eaten on Thanksgiving.
Caption: I doubt changing your name to Tofurkey will save you from being eaten on Thanksgiving.
Upping your game. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Upping your game. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Caption: If you expect what you say, you really are going to have to expand your vocabulary more than just “stepup” and “pretty bird “.
Seeing wrinkles old and new. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Seeing wrinkles old and new. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Out of service bird. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Out of service bird. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
App ahoy! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
App ahoy! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Climate change chaos. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Climate change chaos. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Philosophical ordure question. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Philosophical ordure question. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Not the real thing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Not the real thing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Gord seasoning faux pas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Gord seasoning faux pas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Holiday rush. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Holiday rush. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Refuse reused. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Refuse reused. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Move over pumpkin spice. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Move over pumpkin spice. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Bald-pated peril. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bald-pated peril. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Just throw it all into the washing machine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just throw it all into the washing machine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Citrus gore drinker. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Citrus gore drinker. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Herbal cologne winner. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Herbal cologne winner. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Happy Halloween. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Happy Halloween. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.