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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 7h

Lies lies lies. The only rendering I wanna see is of that orange glob of fat

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 9h

She’s either been unlobotomized or is aiming for state-wide office.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 9h

I hope there’s a database keeping track of all these Traitors, Insurrectionists, Seditionists, Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 9h

So great seeing Kim Frankenforehead back in the news.

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 9h

“Oops, sorry, accidentally put my fist through your screen. I’ll just get out heeeeeeere…”

Tuck and roll onto the Avenue of the Americas.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 10h

"The fraud is mindboggling," FBI Director Kash Patel said at a news conference in Brooklyn announcing the charges. "We're talking about tens of millions of dollars in theft, in fraud, in robbery."

Just look west from the demolished East Wing, Kash. You’ll find plenty more.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 22h

Didn’t work out for Hitler, it won’t work out for Hitler Jr.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 22h

Shutdown may last a long long time. “But what if essentials like air traffic controllers walk due to no pay? Surely Trump’ll call off the dogs.” Well, ya know all that money for Argentina, the Noem jets, ballroom, and whateverthefuck? They’ll get paid with that and on with the country’s dismantling.

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 23h

Of course there will be high stakes tables in Epstein’s Ballroom.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

She tries for the stoic stoneface of yesteryear’s TV anchor. She’s in the wrong job. Truly abysmal.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

🤔

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words " you wouldn t hit a guy with glasses

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words " you wouldn t hit a guy with glasses

media.tenor.com

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

And Kaitlan Collins’ pushback after his lies?

“House Speaker Mike Johnson, thank you for joining us tonight.”

Resign, Kaitlan. You’re F-ING USELESS !

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Democrats being loud doesn’t matter much if some of the sane Republicans (perhaps oxymoronic, I know) don’t make a peep: “…I haven’t seen it…I’ll get back to you on that…I’m not aware…” And yes, the media is completely on the hook for all of this.

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

“…I think there’ll be nothing like it…”

Hopefully. Maybe construction will be plagued with logistical nightmares or a giant sinkhole straight to hell opens up beneath it 🤞

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, it’ll haunt them. Like Caspar. And they’ll laugh and shrug it off. When we’re *maybe* able to have fair elections in about 16 years these images will be forgotten

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

“Should” doing a lot of heavy lifting these days. Enforce how exactly?

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Wish it would go full Optimus Prime and give Trump an atomic wedgie

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Re-electing the pyrite pirate in the first place broke new ground, along with my brain.

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

They haven’t been teaching government basics in schools probably

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Good for Jeffries. He’s been a bit less useless lately. But even if this stuff were 100% true, what about the billions to the sack gargler in Argentina? Or the ballroom? Or trying to scam 100s of millions from the DOJ? Or or or…

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Just advocating for these changes would be a welcomed trait in a leader

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I’ll be closing in on 60 myself in a few years and I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s about time for real change

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, and then when [IF] a Democrat wins the WH everything will go back to “Let’s All Just Go Back to Normal and Follow the Laws Again”

We’re all thinking it, right?

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karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

Sir, with no due respect, you were damaged the second you entered this world

karloffskyy.bsky.social @karloffskyy.bsky.social · 1d

I would down decade-old warm attic beer for the occasion

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