Kane Clements📎
@kaneclements11.bsky.social
Happy soul. Likes country, walks, photography, reading + beer. Volunteers. GTTO. Rejoin EU. No DMs. Wülferhampton.
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Anyway.
If you insist on having a stroke, do it in a country with universal health care.
If you insist on having a stroke, do it in a country with universal health care.
a man in a suit and tie says just saying in front of a map
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says just saying in front of a map
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Anyway.
If you insist on having a stroke, do it in a country with universal health care.
If you insist on having a stroke, do it in a country with universal health care.
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The Reform Christian Church:
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The Reform Christian Church:
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
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This week, Mr Pip has barked at
The Trans-Siberian Railway
Spotoons
Plagiarism
Cup holders
Howard Carter
All things Pyrex
Hern the Hunter
Anything svelte
Plurals
Cos players
Gerbils
Cod loins
Smog
Things tubular
Mount Olympus
Tharg
Baltic amber
and
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
The Trans-Siberian Railway
Spotoons
Plagiarism
Cup holders
Howard Carter
All things Pyrex
Hern the Hunter
Anything svelte
Plurals
Cos players
Gerbils
Cod loins
Smog
Things tubular
Mount Olympus
Tharg
Baltic amber
and
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
The Trans-Siberian Railway
Spotoons
Plagiarism
Cup holders
Howard Carter
All things Pyrex
Hern the Hunter
Anything svelte
Plurals
Cos players
Gerbils
Cod loins
Smog
Things tubular
Mount Olympus
Tharg
Baltic amber
and
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
The Trans-Siberian Railway
Spotoons
Plagiarism
Cup holders
Howard Carter
All things Pyrex
Hern the Hunter
Anything svelte
Plurals
Cos players
Gerbils
Cod loins
Smog
Things tubular
Mount Olympus
Tharg
Baltic amber
and
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Whenever Trump tips his head to the right and speaks with nearly closed eyes he is lying. It is a physical tick that has been consistent for years.
Trump: "The European nations are reporting that your president might as well be the leader of the European nations also. They respect us like they've never respected us before."
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Whenever Trump tips his head to the right and speaks with nearly closed eyes he is lying. It is a physical tick that has been consistent for years.
This evening I was involved in a brouhaha with 7 people who are older than me and voice opinions from the Daily Mail book of race. All over a festive meal in a pub. After the 7th or 8th reference to Muslims I lost control and argued back.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This evening I was involved in a brouhaha with 7 people who are older than me and voice opinions from the Daily Mail book of race. All over a festive meal in a pub. After the 7th or 8th reference to Muslims I lost control and argued back.
🧵
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Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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This is what you don't hear every time this junktank appears on the BBC.
*Why not?*
Great exposure by Sam and @desmog.com
*Why not?*
Great exposure by Sam and @desmog.com
🔴 REVEALED 🔴
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs Banked £640,000 from Oil Giants and Murdoch
The Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA) – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group – received more than £640,000 from fossil fuel companies and Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate between 1957 and ...
www.desmog.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This is what you don't hear every time this junktank appears on the BBC.
*Why not?*
Great exposure by Sam and @desmog.com
*Why not?*
Great exposure by Sam and @desmog.com
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🔴 REVEALED 🔴
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs Banked £640,000 from Oil Giants and Murdoch
The Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA) – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group – received more than £640,000 from fossil fuel companies and Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate between 1957 and ...
www.desmog.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
🔴 REVEALED 🔴
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
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Quelle Surprise!
🔴 REVEALED 🔴
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs Banked £640,000 from Oil Giants and Murdoch
The Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA) – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group – received more than £640,000 from fossil fuel companies and Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate between 1957 and ...
www.desmog.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Quelle Surprise!
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Reposting this because it is genuinely marvellous & everyone should see it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposting this because it is genuinely marvellous & everyone should see it.
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My trans mate was round yesterday
Little sod is still shorter than me even in his 10 inch heels!
I let him have a pink evening gown I hadn't worn for a while
Little sod is still shorter than me even in his 10 inch heels!
I let him have a pink evening gown I hadn't worn for a while
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My trans mate was round yesterday
Little sod is still shorter than me even in his 10 inch heels!
I let him have a pink evening gown I hadn't worn for a while
Little sod is still shorter than me even in his 10 inch heels!
I let him have a pink evening gown I hadn't worn for a while
With such enormous wealth the power and influence they can wield is beyond vast.
And that needs to be stopped. This new age of Robber Barons needs to be ended.
It was done with the oil barons in the US over a century ago.
Needs to happen now.
And that needs to be stopped. This new age of Robber Barons needs to be ended.
It was done with the oil barons in the US over a century ago.
Needs to happen now.
There is one overriding political problem, from which all others follow. Until it is addressed, every policy advanced by governments is window dressing.
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
Just 0.001% hold three times the wealth of poorest half of humanity, report finds
Data from World Inequality Report also showed top 10% of income-earners earn more than the other 90%
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
With such enormous wealth the power and influence they can wield is beyond vast.
And that needs to be stopped. This new age of Robber Barons needs to be ended.
It was done with the oil barons in the US over a century ago.
Needs to happen now.
And that needs to be stopped. This new age of Robber Barons needs to be ended.
It was done with the oil barons in the US over a century ago.
Needs to happen now.
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This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
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Ava Jones: The End And The Beginning
A humorous love story, guaranteed smiles. A feel-good read for the festive season.
EBOOK available for preorder now!
Released 17th December
Paperback release January 2026
A humorous love story, guaranteed smiles. A feel-good read for the festive season.
EBOOK available for preorder now!
Released 17th December
Paperback release January 2026
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ava Jones: The End And The Beginning
A humorous love story, guaranteed smiles. A feel-good read for the festive season.
EBOOK available for preorder now!
Released 17th December
Paperback release January 2026
A humorous love story, guaranteed smiles. A feel-good read for the festive season.
EBOOK available for preorder now!
Released 17th December
Paperback release January 2026
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
Streeting is coming. Heaven help us. Read this and get a measure of the man. #Labour #Starmer #BlueLabour #WesStreeting.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Pity Keir Starmer – he’s the fall guy for a Labour right that’s ready to cast him aside | Owen Jones
The PM is the face of failure, but he is not solely responsible. As the Blairite ideologues mass behind Wes Streeting, we should hold them to account too, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Streeting is coming. Heaven help us. Read this and get a measure of the man. #Labour #Starmer #BlueLabour #WesStreeting.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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This Christmas...
Keep an eye on your neighbour.
It's that time of year when she might "walk into a door" more often than usual.
Just saying...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7...
Keep an eye on your neighbour.
It's that time of year when she might "walk into a door" more often than usual.
Just saying...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7...
Suzanne Vega - Luka
YouTube video by SuzanneVegaVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This Christmas...
Keep an eye on your neighbour.
It's that time of year when she might "walk into a door" more often than usual.
Just saying...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7...
Keep an eye on your neighbour.
It's that time of year when she might "walk into a door" more often than usual.
Just saying...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7...
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The Times yesterday, on how trans kids, denied the healthcare they need, are buying black market hormones.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Times yesterday, on how trans kids, denied the healthcare they need, are buying black market hormones.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
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If you are addicted to heroin you can have your blood tested to help you manage the health risks. But if you are a child trying to access healthcare, in line with international norms, Wes Streeting's position is that you "must" be treated worse.
The Times yesterday, on how trans kids, denied the healthcare they need, are buying black market hormones.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
Of course, this is *exactly* what everyone said would happen. And its risks are dramatically amplified by Streeting telling GPs they must stop offering blood tests.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If you are addicted to heroin you can have your blood tested to help you manage the health risks. But if you are a child trying to access healthcare, in line with international norms, Wes Streeting's position is that you "must" be treated worse.
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Another Reform councillor
Nigel Farage has
never met
doesn't know
he thought this was one of his shaking-hands-with-anyone 50 quid earners ...
Nigel Farage has
never met
doesn't know
he thought this was one of his shaking-hands-with-anyone 50 quid earners ...
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Another Reform councillor
Nigel Farage has
never met
doesn't know
he thought this was one of his shaking-hands-with-anyone 50 quid earners ...
Nigel Farage has
never met
doesn't know
he thought this was one of his shaking-hands-with-anyone 50 quid earners ...
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Am tempted to call him up and ask whether he'd like legal help because the economy would be doing better if immigrants were able to work.
This is NOT FUNNY AT ALL (giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...).
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Am tempted to call him up and ask whether he'd like legal help because the economy would be doing better if immigrants were able to work.
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For some inexplicable reason I suddenly feel full of Christmas cheer
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/989c0d4...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/989c0d4...
Exclusive: Farage reported to police over ‘election fraud’
Former campaign team member’s claim of overspending in Clacton is rejected by Reform UK
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For some inexplicable reason I suddenly feel full of Christmas cheer
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/989c0d4...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/989c0d4...