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Kale Fajita
@kalefajita.bsky.social
Skinny is a mindset, Taco Bell is forever.
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Ready for the family holiday function
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is 90-ish minutes of sheer insanity. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Genuinely incredible Christmas movie.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Company holiday party with a plus 1 hits sooooooo different!
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Trim and a snip and a shine.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mean, come on. Just look at em!
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'd look SNATCHED if I didn't order mozzarella sticks every time I saw them on a menu.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We realized an hour into our date that we were both wearing flannels. 😘
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And if the Coca-Cola Polar Bear is on my "Hear Me Out" cake, what then?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Broke out my favorite sweats for the last day off.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cum.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Good morning, im still full of pie, but alas, not full of guy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And now.....PieFest 2025.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ITS PIKAAAAACHU!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals. May you too be stuffed, covered in cool whip, baked at 350, and eaten.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Update: It is incredible.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
And, I wonder when we are ever gonna change, change

Living under the fear, 'til nothing else remains

All the children say

We don't need another hero

We don't need to know the way home

All we want is life beyond Thunderdome
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't claim to have the best Mashed Potatoes in Whiterun. Earland Grey-Mane has that title. Man's spuds are legendary, all I ask is a fair shake.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Got out of work early, so im off to get empanadas and play video games 😊
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Baby's first cavity search!
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Crammed a week's worth of magic into one and a half days. Standby for my rough transition back to reality.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
So we make lemonade...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Found out that my team misread an email about a conference this weekend, so we booked flights for today (Friday morning) only to find out that the conference itself starts tomorrow.....
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
And yes, the windows are open. Snuggle up!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Traded my body pillow for a body.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM