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Kaladingus
@kaladingus.bsky.social
38, gainer (SW: 150 CW:235 GW: ???). Actually a dad. Married/taken. Just a shy dumb bi nerd who likes bellies etc. Also lots of esoteric music.

https://cash.app/$Kaladingus

This is a safe space for everyone but fascists, bigots, and cops. Minors DNI.
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Alright, giving this another go since Ko-Fi didn't work out. Every dollar donated will go straight towards growing this belly and will help me out immensely as food is just egregiously expensive.
Monday mood
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not gainer-related, but I finally bought some succulents for my long-empty office terrarium over the weekend and placed them in this morning. Hopefully they fare well and are happy here.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I wish Thanksgiving weekend could last an entire week
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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We all love a before and after right?? This is the damage my second family gathering this weekend has done so far. Doubled the number of plates compared to the first day and proceeded to stuff it even more once back home. We’re cooking another smaller meal today at home for round 3 😏
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Post Thanksgiving damage
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Happy giving of the thanks to all of the fat people in my phone!
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look how cute my fat son is
Pup is exhausted but stuffed and ready for a little games and then bed. Who wants to rub my gut?
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A very full tummy for you all on this Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Dad’s long underwear is fitting a little snug eh? #tummytuesday #daddybear
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Preparing myself for the week to come. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me: Wow I haven't felt the black brain sludge of depression in a long time. Maybe I actually got it under control.

Also me after literally one day of being stuck indoors and having to have an unpleasant money discussion with my wife: I will never be happy again

Very cool story, brain
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I'm really stoned and want attention 🥺
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I promise this won't do numbers as such a STAGGERING AMOUNT of bears are super ok with fascism 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Getting harder to not just post the same exact pics week after week. Not that most of you mind I gather. #tummytuesday
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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3 year blowup
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Going for my chubby college professor look today. There's a joke about grading on a curve in there, but I don't have it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Had some fun looking back at myself over the years. Let’s hear what you guys think. Top left to top right: 2017-2021. Bottom left to bottom right: 2022-2025. You can really tell where things took off with the intake and less at the gym 😎😜 #gainer #grommr #beforeandafter #igotfat #fittofat #progress
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Something something fat Friday (apologies, have been busy this week)
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Someone very graciously contributed to my Cash App, and I used it to buy 2 x 1/2 lb burgers. 🤤

If you want to see me grow on this Tummy Tuesday, consider throwing a few bucks my way.

cash.app/$Kaladingus
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Belly looking very belly-like today
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No tricks today, only treats (for me)
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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doing some heavy lifting today
#fattytober
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Big breakfast + big lunch + shake = bellyyyyyy
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM